Wedding Night

Best day of hers
Was the worst one of mine
I wore Old Navy pajamas,
She wore that off the rack white
Around that first dance
Was around my first shot
Now those tied on tin cans
Are sitting in that off ramp parking lot
And I’m tied in knots cuz
She’s Hilton Garden honeymoon suite
I’m dive bar bitter, no RSVP
She got the ring and I got the coaster
We’ll both see that sunrise
But I’ll be hungover cuz
She got the champagne, your last
Name, the rest of your life
Just a few of the reasons we’re both
Losing sleep on your wedding night
I turn off my phone, she turns off the lights
You kiss off her lipstick and this whiskey neat’s getting mine
I’m your something old, she’s your something new
I guess you figured out what worked better or worse for you, now it’s quarter past two and
She’s Hilton Garden honeymoon suite
I’m dive bar bitter, no RSVP
She got the ring and I got the coaster
We’ll both see that sunrise
But I’ll be hungover cuz
She got the champagne, your last
Name, the rest of your life
Just a few of the reasons we’re both
Losing sleep on your wedding night
Your wedding night, your wedding night
All that’s down the line,
What’s yours is hers
And what’s hers ain’t mine
She’s Hilton Garden honeymoon suite
I’m last call drunker than I oughta be
She got the ring and I got the coaster
She got that I do that
Oughta give me some closure
She got the champagne, your last name, the rest of your life
Tomorrow I’ll wake up alone, she’ll wake up as your wife
Just a few of the reasons we’re both
Losing sleep on your wedding night