There's A Platypus Controlling Me

[00:07.24] Dad
[00:08.07] Oh, hi, Vanessa!
[00:09.47] Dad, what are you doing?
[00:11.28] Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand
[00:12.83] But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
[00:15.33] And I got records on my fingers
[00:16.58] Whaaat?
[00:17.46] Records on my fingers
[00:17.92] I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
[00:20.17] Don't stop
[00:20.82] I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me
[00:22.86] Whaaat
[00:23.90] I got a platypus controlling me
[00:25.57] Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances
[00:28.13] Strange set of circumstances
[00:29.76] I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,
[00:31.46] now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
[00:33.81] Don't stop! Don't stop!
[00:35.19] Well I would if I was able
[00:36.53] There's a Platypus Controlling Me, he's underneath the table
[00:39.03] There's a platypus controlling him-
[00:40.47] WHAAAT
[00:41.72] Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!
[00:46.23] Like corporations are a platypus
[00:47.64] The government's a platypus
[00:49.03] Your teacher is a platypus
[00:50.29] My teacher is a panda
[00:51.49] Society's a platypus
[00:52.69] My parents are a platypus
[00:53.96] The media's a platypus
[00:55.26] It's all just propaganda
[00:56.33] Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us
[00:58.84] We've all got a platypus controlling us
[01:01.04] We've all got a platypus controlling us
[01:03.42] I'm not speaking metaphorically
[01:03.97] the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
[01:06.08] Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!
[01:08.60] Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me.
[01:13.44] There's no platypus controlling me!
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