Yorkshire Tapas

I'll buy you a pint
You can pay for the pool
Can't share a cue
Can sink a few
And hope that we had tea
Cause if not
We're leaving together
A bag of crisps for the starter
Then we'll have the main
Basically just the same thing again
And for dessert
I'll eat up your laughter
When 'let's do something soon'
Turns into solid plans
And holding conversations
Turns into holding hands
I'll book us a table
Have you seen the reviews?
If you need love
I've got enough to cover you
When 'let's do something soon'
Turns into solid plans
Suddenly you're in Ikea
Debating pots and pans
I'll pick out the ladle
The shopping channel gave it great reviews
And if we need love
I've got enough to cover two