The Fastest Man Alive

Don't mind me as I pump myself up in the mirror
I don't have all that much time
So I've been running red lights
Got online
I checked the numbers from last year
I'm not saying I deserve this
I'm just saying they don't need it
Not like me
Got out of the car
Probably should have filled up the tank
But I guess when this is all done
I'll just buy a new one
I never get it right
Even when I score
Push and then I pull
So what's a safety for?
Put it on my card
And keep em coming quicker than that
I'm feeling six foot five
Like I'm the fastest man alive
And I can catch anything thrown my way
But I just can't catch a break
Don't mind me as I turn myself into the cops
It's funny, now you mention
I need medical attention
I never get it right
Johnny said it all
No one ever pushed me
No one ever pulled
But I still don't want to live here alone