Pot Is Not For Everyone
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โฑ๏ธ 1:51 duration
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๐ Lyrics
See people give pot a bad name, man
And it's because for some people, it's not the best thing in the world
Alright, people go broke
"It fucked up my brother's life
My brother was fine, then he started smoking weeds
What about guys like him?"
Oh, you mean fucking losers? (Ha-ha!)
Oh, yeah, let's make it illegal
By the way, let's make hammers illegal, too
Because if you don't build your house with them
You can't yourself in the dick (ha-ha-ha)
If you're just fucking crazy
Your brother is a fucking fat dummy, he never did anything right
If it wasn't pot that fucked that guy's life up
It would have been cheeseburgers and scratch tickets, alright
He's an idiot, a plant that made him silly
That took him over the edge
"I can't take it anymore, I'm eating too much food
Life is too much fun, fuck 'em, let me ruin it"
That's nonsense
People go, "Oh, pot fucks up your memory"
No! Maybe!
A little (ha-ha-ha)
But the only memory it gets rid of, are the ones you didn't need in the first place
It keeps the important shit
It erases dumb shit
You go, "Oh, I've forgotten what I was talking about"
Good! 'Cause you we're boring the piss outta me (ha-ha!)
Oh, you profound douche-bag
Waxing prophetical about the universe, shut the fuck up!
Pot makes you remember the important shit
Like you could get so high, you forget to call your girlfriend
But you'll never get so high you forget to use a phone
See! It protects important memories
You never look at a phone and go
"What the fuck is this?"
You can't get that high, it's impossible
I've tried, it's not possible
You could get so high, you could lose your mind and cheat on your wife
Not even know what you're doing
Just so high you lose your mind
You'll never get so high, you tell her
There is a big difference
And it's because for some people, it's not the best thing in the world
Alright, people go broke
"It fucked up my brother's life
My brother was fine, then he started smoking weeds
What about guys like him?"
Oh, you mean fucking losers? (Ha-ha!)
Oh, yeah, let's make it illegal
By the way, let's make hammers illegal, too
Because if you don't build your house with them
You can't yourself in the dick (ha-ha-ha)
If you're just fucking crazy
Your brother is a fucking fat dummy, he never did anything right
If it wasn't pot that fucked that guy's life up
It would have been cheeseburgers and scratch tickets, alright
He's an idiot, a plant that made him silly
That took him over the edge
"I can't take it anymore, I'm eating too much food
Life is too much fun, fuck 'em, let me ruin it"
That's nonsense
People go, "Oh, pot fucks up your memory"
No! Maybe!
A little (ha-ha-ha)
But the only memory it gets rid of, are the ones you didn't need in the first place
It keeps the important shit
It erases dumb shit
You go, "Oh, I've forgotten what I was talking about"
Good! 'Cause you we're boring the piss outta me (ha-ha!)
Oh, you profound douche-bag
Waxing prophetical about the universe, shut the fuck up!
Pot makes you remember the important shit
Like you could get so high, you forget to call your girlfriend
But you'll never get so high you forget to use a phone
See! It protects important memories
You never look at a phone and go
"What the fuck is this?"
You can't get that high, it's impossible
I've tried, it's not possible
You could get so high, you could lose your mind and cheat on your wife
Not even know what you're doing
Just so high you lose your mind
You'll never get so high, you tell her
There is a big difference
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.10] See people give pot a bad name, man
[00:02.62] And it's because for some people, it's not the best thing in the world
[00:05.92] Alright, people go broke
[00:07.55] "It fucked up my brother's life
[00:09.12] My brother was fine, then he started smoking weeds
[00:11.46] What about guys like him?"
[00:12.60] Oh, you mean fucking losers? (Ha-ha!)
[00:15.40] Oh, yeah, let's make it illegal
[00:16.95] By the way, let's make hammers illegal, too
[00:18.89] Because if you don't build your house with them
[00:20.39] You can't yourself in the dick (ha-ha-ha)
[00:22.55] If you're just fucking crazy
[00:24.24] Your brother is a fucking fat dummy, he never did anything right
[00:27.14] If it wasn't pot that fucked that guy's life up
[00:28.94] It would have been cheeseburgers and scratch tickets, alright
[00:31.65] He's an idiot, a plant that made him silly
[00:35.09] That took him over the edge
[00:36.14] "I can't take it anymore, I'm eating too much food
[00:41.02] Life is too much fun, fuck 'em, let me ruin it"
[00:44.17] That's nonsense
[00:46.02] People go, "Oh, pot fucks up your memory"
[00:48.53] No! Maybe!
[00:52.45] A little (ha-ha-ha)
[00:54.97] But the only memory it gets rid of, are the ones you didn't need in the first place
[00:59.28] It keeps the important shit
[01:00.49] It erases dumb shit
[01:01.29] You go, "Oh, I've forgotten what I was talking about"
[01:02.63] Good! 'Cause you we're boring the piss outta me (ha-ha!)
[01:06.03] Oh, you profound douche-bag
[01:08.08] Waxing prophetical about the universe, shut the fuck up!
[01:13.79] Pot makes you remember the important shit
[01:17.21] Like you could get so high, you forget to call your girlfriend
[01:21.50] But you'll never get so high you forget to use a phone
[01:25.36] See! It protects important memories
[01:28.24] You never look at a phone and go
[01:29.36] "What the fuck is this?"
[01:30.42] You can't get that high, it's impossible
[01:33.25] I've tried, it's not possible
[01:36.76] You could get so high, you could lose your mind and cheat on your wife
[01:42.09] Not even know what you're doing
[01:43.18] Just so high you lose your mind
[01:45.57] You'll never get so high, you tell her
[01:48.77] There is a big difference
[01:50.27]
[00:02.62] And it's because for some people, it's not the best thing in the world
[00:05.92] Alright, people go broke
[00:07.55] "It fucked up my brother's life
[00:09.12] My brother was fine, then he started smoking weeds
[00:11.46] What about guys like him?"
[00:12.60] Oh, you mean fucking losers? (Ha-ha!)
[00:15.40] Oh, yeah, let's make it illegal
[00:16.95] By the way, let's make hammers illegal, too
[00:18.89] Because if you don't build your house with them
[00:20.39] You can't yourself in the dick (ha-ha-ha)
[00:22.55] If you're just fucking crazy
[00:24.24] Your brother is a fucking fat dummy, he never did anything right
[00:27.14] If it wasn't pot that fucked that guy's life up
[00:28.94] It would have been cheeseburgers and scratch tickets, alright
[00:31.65] He's an idiot, a plant that made him silly
[00:35.09] That took him over the edge
[00:36.14] "I can't take it anymore, I'm eating too much food
[00:41.02] Life is too much fun, fuck 'em, let me ruin it"
[00:44.17] That's nonsense
[00:46.02] People go, "Oh, pot fucks up your memory"
[00:48.53] No! Maybe!
[00:52.45] A little (ha-ha-ha)
[00:54.97] But the only memory it gets rid of, are the ones you didn't need in the first place
[00:59.28] It keeps the important shit
[01:00.49] It erases dumb shit
[01:01.29] You go, "Oh, I've forgotten what I was talking about"
[01:02.63] Good! 'Cause you we're boring the piss outta me (ha-ha!)
[01:06.03] Oh, you profound douche-bag
[01:08.08] Waxing prophetical about the universe, shut the fuck up!
[01:13.79] Pot makes you remember the important shit
[01:17.21] Like you could get so high, you forget to call your girlfriend
[01:21.50] But you'll never get so high you forget to use a phone
[01:25.36] See! It protects important memories
[01:28.24] You never look at a phone and go
[01:29.36] "What the fuck is this?"
[01:30.42] You can't get that high, it's impossible
[01:33.25] I've tried, it's not possible
[01:36.76] You could get so high, you could lose your mind and cheat on your wife
[01:42.09] Not even know what you're doing
[01:43.18] Just so high you lose your mind
[01:45.57] You'll never get so high, you tell her
[01:48.77] There is a big difference
[01:50.27]