Second Dui-Hs

S2, sent at 2:08 PM
Hi Mark, it's Ty
This is the most inefficient bullshit
I've ever had to endure in my life
The bus was supposed to be here at 1:41
I got here at 1:10
I'm still sitting at the fuckin' bus stop
Um...

Sitting here tongue-tied
Better swallow your pride
'Cause you can't find a ride
When you drink like a fish
Maybe you should drive up to my home
As you pick up the trash
And the room to bloat for the next six months
With your ass spread wide
Spread 'em, cheeky!

We've got no class
Speed up to pass
As your face hits the glass
To bum that car off the bypass
You'll see your girl
Through the jail plexiglass
Dropped off these smart-ass
I'll wave to you
As your bus drives past

And now I'm at your school
And time to hitch a ride
Lights flashin' in me mirror
It's me second DUI

And now I'm at your school
And time to hitch a ride
Lights flashin' in me mirror
It's me second DUI

Uh, this is just bullshit
I can't believe that they run the bus like this
I don't understand how people get around

Left your parents' nest
From the old Midwest
You are second best
But you snatched her chest
Told my boyfriend's had enough
From the old incest
And when he hears this
I'm sure he will protest
That little pest
And he shaved his chest, what?

And now I'm at your school
And time to hitch a ride
Lights flashin' in me mirror
It's me second DUI

I might be there at about 4 o'clock, at the bus stop
Um, I'll let you know
I'll call you on your cell phone and let you know
Um, if I can't get ahold of you
And, or you're picking Jimmy up, I'll just walk