First World Problems

Got no signal
Lost your connection
Coffee gone cold
You're getting old
Ice has melted
Lost your phone
Battery ran out
Team lost a rout
First world problems
Second time around
Third class citizen
Fourth round down
Lost a button
Missed your bus
Broke a string
Making a fuss
First world problems
Second time around
Third class citizen
Fourth round down
Smudged your make up
Broke your nail
Being a fake
Forgot your shades
First world problems
Second time around
Third class citizen
Fourth round down