Church Of The Crooked Spire

At the end of a long
Winding cobbled lane
In a place of utter perspicacity
Doesn't take too much audacity
To go travelling
Down the lane, so
Welcome to the church of the crooked spire
Where you have come to expire
Welcome to the church of the crooked spire
As you ready for your judgment
To face a jury
Before all revered
Welcome to the church of the crooked spire
Where you have come to expire
Welcome to the church of the crooked spire
Your punishment will always be due
They will drag you down to your fate
Welcome to the church of the crooked spire
Where you have come to expire
Welcome to the church of the crooked spire
You'll never be a pariah
At the church of the crooked spire