Wives and NASCAR
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She's great, she puts up with me, man
We've been married almost twenty five years now yeah
And I think the reason we've stayed together that long
Is 'cause we try to do things together
And we realized that just don't work
I don't know who came up with that mess
You gotta like everything they do
No, you don't
My wife likes to go see movies and read books
That isn't me, I like hunting, fishing watching NASCAR
Yeah, NASCAR, I love NASCAR
And you know what? I gotta give my wife credit
She's trying to learn it, but good Lord
Watching a race with this woman is like taking a test
Every time they turn, she's got a question
Now here's the problem, sometimes her questions make sense
We was watching this race one weekend
And the announcer on TV said
Boy, that driver's spotter could've done
A better job for him right there
And my wife said, well, what's a Spotter?
Now that's a legitimate question
I said, well, baby that's the guy that sits at the top of the racetrack
All right? And he watches the driver go around that track
And he tells him it's okay when he can go low or go high
Or when someone's gonna pass him
And she says, well, why don't he just look around?
'Cause he's driving 200 miles an hour
And he don't have the luxury of having his damn wife
Sitting right there telling him how to drive
Yeah, you wanna make NASCAR interesting
That's what you do, have them race with their wives
Oh my God, wouldn't you love to hear that radio transmission?
Why you driving so fast? Just get off his ass
Go around him, You're just being a jackass
Ingvald just won the wall On the straightaway
What happened there?
I'll tell you what I wish my car had those NASCAR's got
That detachable steering wheel
Yeah next time she starts hammering me about my driving
I just go, here
But ladies, I joke about my wife, but I will tell you a fact I know
For sure, my wife is the boss, She is the boss
And I think if you look at most relationships
You'll find out that most women are the boss
And I'll tell you why I say that, fellas, 'cause women got boobs
That makes them the boss, now here's my theory
I don't just throw that out there willy-nilly
Boobs are the center of power
Boobs can make a six-month-old baby and a 65-year-old man both act
The same way and I'm a big fan
Oh, I love 'em and I ain't picky neither
I hate when I hear guys go, oh, I don't like little boobs
I don't care, Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs
You could have boobs look like nanners
I don't give a damn they're the perfect toy
You can squish 'em, mush 'em, poof, they pop right back out
You can't even break 'em, oh, they're amazing
Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great
Bubba, you can be having a really bad day
Boss been chewing on you all day long
Little girl sitting next to you shows you her boobs, you're like
This day was great, you know what?
Every year we're celebrating Booby Day on this day right here
Oh, man, I love 'em
God was having himself a good day when he made boobs
He must've stepped back from Eve and just went
Yes, ma'am, those'll work
God, if I had boobs, y'all be staring at an empty stage
I guaran-Damn-tee you that
They'd be driving all over Austin, where's Engvall at?
He's in his room playing with his boobs, He won't open the door
But boobs ain't all roses, are they, ladies? No, boobs can be
Problems, especially if you got big boobs, 'cause if you got big
Boobs, other women don't like you, that's so weird
Guys don't do that
It's like, hey, how come you don't like Frank?
Well, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but have you seen it? Jesus
But women are like, did you hear? Janie got a promotion
Well, you mean it has nothing to do with her PhD?
Oh, not PhD, triple D
And my wife's no different
We live out in California, we'll be walking along the beach
Some girl walk by in a bikini with her boobs all hanging out of it
I'll tell you right now I'm gonna look, hell yeah
You drive down my street in a new truck
I will look at your damn truck too
That don't mean I'm driving it
See, right now there's some guy going
Hell, that ain't bad right there, I didn't know he was a thinking man
I'll tell my wife, I'll go, woo, look at that girl's boobs right there
And my wife will go, oh, come on
You know those are fake
Well, let me put on my care face
What the hell does that mean? I don't care if they're fake
I know Mickey Mouse ain't real, I love him
We've been married almost twenty five years now yeah
And I think the reason we've stayed together that long
Is 'cause we try to do things together
And we realized that just don't work
I don't know who came up with that mess
You gotta like everything they do
No, you don't
My wife likes to go see movies and read books
That isn't me, I like hunting, fishing watching NASCAR
Yeah, NASCAR, I love NASCAR
And you know what? I gotta give my wife credit
She's trying to learn it, but good Lord
Watching a race with this woman is like taking a test
Every time they turn, she's got a question
Now here's the problem, sometimes her questions make sense
We was watching this race one weekend
And the announcer on TV said
Boy, that driver's spotter could've done
A better job for him right there
And my wife said, well, what's a Spotter?
Now that's a legitimate question
I said, well, baby that's the guy that sits at the top of the racetrack
All right? And he watches the driver go around that track
And he tells him it's okay when he can go low or go high
Or when someone's gonna pass him
And she says, well, why don't he just look around?
'Cause he's driving 200 miles an hour
And he don't have the luxury of having his damn wife
Sitting right there telling him how to drive
Yeah, you wanna make NASCAR interesting
That's what you do, have them race with their wives
Oh my God, wouldn't you love to hear that radio transmission?
Why you driving so fast? Just get off his ass
Go around him, You're just being a jackass
Ingvald just won the wall On the straightaway
What happened there?
I'll tell you what I wish my car had those NASCAR's got
That detachable steering wheel
Yeah next time she starts hammering me about my driving
I just go, here
But ladies, I joke about my wife, but I will tell you a fact I know
For sure, my wife is the boss, She is the boss
And I think if you look at most relationships
You'll find out that most women are the boss
And I'll tell you why I say that, fellas, 'cause women got boobs
That makes them the boss, now here's my theory
I don't just throw that out there willy-nilly
Boobs are the center of power
Boobs can make a six-month-old baby and a 65-year-old man both act
The same way and I'm a big fan
Oh, I love 'em and I ain't picky neither
I hate when I hear guys go, oh, I don't like little boobs
I don't care, Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs
You could have boobs look like nanners
I don't give a damn they're the perfect toy
You can squish 'em, mush 'em, poof, they pop right back out
You can't even break 'em, oh, they're amazing
Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great
Bubba, you can be having a really bad day
Boss been chewing on you all day long
Little girl sitting next to you shows you her boobs, you're like
This day was great, you know what?
Every year we're celebrating Booby Day on this day right here
Oh, man, I love 'em
God was having himself a good day when he made boobs
He must've stepped back from Eve and just went
Yes, ma'am, those'll work
God, if I had boobs, y'all be staring at an empty stage
I guaran-Damn-tee you that
They'd be driving all over Austin, where's Engvall at?
He's in his room playing with his boobs, He won't open the door
But boobs ain't all roses, are they, ladies? No, boobs can be
Problems, especially if you got big boobs, 'cause if you got big
Boobs, other women don't like you, that's so weird
Guys don't do that
It's like, hey, how come you don't like Frank?
Well, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but have you seen it? Jesus
But women are like, did you hear? Janie got a promotion
Well, you mean it has nothing to do with her PhD?
Oh, not PhD, triple D
And my wife's no different
We live out in California, we'll be walking along the beach
Some girl walk by in a bikini with her boobs all hanging out of it
I'll tell you right now I'm gonna look, hell yeah
You drive down my street in a new truck
I will look at your damn truck too
That don't mean I'm driving it
See, right now there's some guy going
Hell, that ain't bad right there, I didn't know he was a thinking man
I'll tell my wife, I'll go, woo, look at that girl's boobs right there
And my wife will go, oh, come on
You know those are fake
Well, let me put on my care face
What the hell does that mean? I don't care if they're fake
I know Mickey Mouse ain't real, I love him
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.12] She's great, she puts up with me, man
[00:01.88] We've been married almost twenty five years now yeah
[00:07.06] And I think the reason we've stayed together that long
[00:12.01] Is 'cause we try to do things together
[00:14.24] And we realized that just don't work
[00:18.81] I don't know who came up with that mess
[00:21.38] You gotta like everything they do
[00:22.70] No, you don't
[00:24.19] My wife likes to go see movies and read books
[00:26.19] That isn't me, I like hunting, fishing watching NASCAR
[00:29.93] Yeah, NASCAR, I love NASCAR
[00:34.83] And you know what? I gotta give my wife credit
[00:37.08] She's trying to learn it, but good Lord
[00:38.76] Watching a race with this woman is like taking a test
[00:42.94] Every time they turn, she's got a question
[00:46.00] Now here's the problem, sometimes her questions make sense
[00:50.60] We was watching this race one weekend
[00:52.13] And the announcer on TV said
[00:53.48] Boy, that driver's spotter could've done
[00:55.45] A better job for him right there
[00:56.82] And my wife said, well, what's a Spotter?
[00:58.32] Now that's a legitimate question
[01:00.12] I said, well, baby that's the guy that sits at the top of the racetrack
[01:02.49] All right? And he watches the driver go around that track
[01:04.67] And he tells him it's okay when he can go low or go high
[01:08.06] Or when someone's gonna pass him
[01:09.85] And she says, well, why don't he just look around?
[01:25.22] 'Cause he's driving 200 miles an hour
[01:29.46] And he don't have the luxury of having his damn wife
[01:31.21] Sitting right there telling him how to drive
[01:40.59] Yeah, you wanna make NASCAR interesting
[01:42.27] That's what you do, have them race with their wives
[01:44.19] Oh my God, wouldn't you love to hear that radio transmission?
[01:48.55] Why you driving so fast? Just get off his ass
[01:50.49] Go around him, You're just being a jackass
[01:57.13] Ingvald just won the wall On the straightaway
[01:58.46] What happened there?
[02:03.27] I'll tell you what I wish my car had those NASCAR's got
[02:05.01] That detachable steering wheel
[02:07.05] Yeah next time she starts hammering me about my driving
[02:10.45] I just go, here
[02:18.03] But ladies, I joke about my wife, but I will tell you a fact I know
[02:20.89] For sure, my wife is the boss, She is the boss
[02:24.44] And I think if you look at most relationships
[02:25.79] You'll find out that most women are the boss
[02:27.43] And I'll tell you why I say that, fellas, 'cause women got boobs
[02:31.85] That makes them the boss, now here's my theory
[02:35.38] I don't just throw that out there willy-nilly
[02:37.06] Boobs are the center of power
[02:40.83] Boobs can make a six-month-old baby and a 65-year-old man both act
[02:46.64] The same way and I'm a big fan
[02:55.19] Oh, I love 'em and I ain't picky neither
[02:58.76] I hate when I hear guys go, oh, I don't like little boobs
[03:00.96] I don't care, Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs
[03:04.08] You could have boobs look like nanners
[03:06.52] I don't give a damn they're the perfect toy
[03:13.31] You can squish 'em, mush 'em, poof, they pop right back out
[03:19.82] You can't even break 'em, oh, they're amazing
[03:25.05] Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great
[03:29.87] Bubba, you can be having a really bad day
[03:30.93] Boss been chewing on you all day long
[03:32.22] Little girl sitting next to you shows you her boobs, you're like
[03:34.74] This day was great, you know what?
[03:40.02] Every year we're celebrating Booby Day on this day right here
[03:42.27] Oh, man, I love 'em
[03:47.32] God was having himself a good day when he made boobs
[03:51.53] He must've stepped back from Eve and just went
[03:54.04] Yes, ma'am, those'll work
[04:00.38] God, if I had boobs, y'all be staring at an empty stage
[04:05.45] I guaran-Damn-tee you that
[04:09.29] They'd be driving all over Austin, where's Engvall at?
[04:11.14] He's in his room playing with his boobs, He won't open the door
[04:13.99] But boobs ain't all roses, are they, ladies? No, boobs can be
[04:20.47] Problems, especially if you got big boobs, 'cause if you got big
[04:24.48] Boobs, other women don't like you, that's so weird
[04:30.48] Guys don't do that
[04:32.40] It's like, hey, how come you don't like Frank?
[04:34.14] Well, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but have you seen it? Jesus
[04:53.07] But women are like, did you hear? Janie got a promotion
[04:57.67] Well, you mean it has nothing to do with her PhD?
[05:03.66] Oh, not PhD, triple D
[05:08.92] And my wife's no different
[05:09.94] We live out in California, we'll be walking along the beach
[05:12.02] Some girl walk by in a bikini with her boobs all hanging out of it
[05:14.57] I'll tell you right now I'm gonna look, hell yeah
[05:17.81] You drive down my street in a new truck
[05:20.06] I will look at your damn truck too
[05:23.19] That don't mean I'm driving it
[05:25.74] See, right now there's some guy going
[05:27.79] Hell, that ain't bad right there, I didn't know he was a thinking man
[05:36.46] I'll tell my wife, I'll go, woo, look at that girl's boobs right there
[05:38.97] And my wife will go, oh, come on
[05:41.31] You know those are fake
[05:42.98] Well, let me put on my care face
[05:50.57] What the hell does that mean? I don't care if they're fake
[05:53.49] I know Mickey Mouse ain't real, I love him
[05:56.72]
[00:01.88] We've been married almost twenty five years now yeah
[00:07.06] And I think the reason we've stayed together that long
[00:12.01] Is 'cause we try to do things together
[00:14.24] And we realized that just don't work
[00:18.81] I don't know who came up with that mess
[00:21.38] You gotta like everything they do
[00:22.70] No, you don't
[00:24.19] My wife likes to go see movies and read books
[00:26.19] That isn't me, I like hunting, fishing watching NASCAR
[00:29.93] Yeah, NASCAR, I love NASCAR
[00:34.83] And you know what? I gotta give my wife credit
[00:37.08] She's trying to learn it, but good Lord
[00:38.76] Watching a race with this woman is like taking a test
[00:42.94] Every time they turn, she's got a question
[00:46.00] Now here's the problem, sometimes her questions make sense
[00:50.60] We was watching this race one weekend
[00:52.13] And the announcer on TV said
[00:53.48] Boy, that driver's spotter could've done
[00:55.45] A better job for him right there
[00:56.82] And my wife said, well, what's a Spotter?
[00:58.32] Now that's a legitimate question
[01:00.12] I said, well, baby that's the guy that sits at the top of the racetrack
[01:02.49] All right? And he watches the driver go around that track
[01:04.67] And he tells him it's okay when he can go low or go high
[01:08.06] Or when someone's gonna pass him
[01:09.85] And she says, well, why don't he just look around?
[01:25.22] 'Cause he's driving 200 miles an hour
[01:29.46] And he don't have the luxury of having his damn wife
[01:31.21] Sitting right there telling him how to drive
[01:40.59] Yeah, you wanna make NASCAR interesting
[01:42.27] That's what you do, have them race with their wives
[01:44.19] Oh my God, wouldn't you love to hear that radio transmission?
[01:48.55] Why you driving so fast? Just get off his ass
[01:50.49] Go around him, You're just being a jackass
[01:57.13] Ingvald just won the wall On the straightaway
[01:58.46] What happened there?
[02:03.27] I'll tell you what I wish my car had those NASCAR's got
[02:05.01] That detachable steering wheel
[02:07.05] Yeah next time she starts hammering me about my driving
[02:10.45] I just go, here
[02:18.03] But ladies, I joke about my wife, but I will tell you a fact I know
[02:20.89] For sure, my wife is the boss, She is the boss
[02:24.44] And I think if you look at most relationships
[02:25.79] You'll find out that most women are the boss
[02:27.43] And I'll tell you why I say that, fellas, 'cause women got boobs
[02:31.85] That makes them the boss, now here's my theory
[02:35.38] I don't just throw that out there willy-nilly
[02:37.06] Boobs are the center of power
[02:40.83] Boobs can make a six-month-old baby and a 65-year-old man both act
[02:46.64] The same way and I'm a big fan
[02:55.19] Oh, I love 'em and I ain't picky neither
[02:58.76] I hate when I hear guys go, oh, I don't like little boobs
[03:00.96] I don't care, Big boobs, little boobs, saggy boobs, perky boobs
[03:04.08] You could have boobs look like nanners
[03:06.52] I don't give a damn they're the perfect toy
[03:13.31] You can squish 'em, mush 'em, poof, they pop right back out
[03:19.82] You can't even break 'em, oh, they're amazing
[03:25.05] Boobs can make a long trip seem short, make a bad day seem great
[03:29.87] Bubba, you can be having a really bad day
[03:30.93] Boss been chewing on you all day long
[03:32.22] Little girl sitting next to you shows you her boobs, you're like
[03:34.74] This day was great, you know what?
[03:40.02] Every year we're celebrating Booby Day on this day right here
[03:42.27] Oh, man, I love 'em
[03:47.32] God was having himself a good day when he made boobs
[03:51.53] He must've stepped back from Eve and just went
[03:54.04] Yes, ma'am, those'll work
[04:00.38] God, if I had boobs, y'all be staring at an empty stage
[04:05.45] I guaran-Damn-tee you that
[04:09.29] They'd be driving all over Austin, where's Engvall at?
[04:11.14] He's in his room playing with his boobs, He won't open the door
[04:13.99] But boobs ain't all roses, are they, ladies? No, boobs can be
[04:20.47] Problems, especially if you got big boobs, 'cause if you got big
[04:24.48] Boobs, other women don't like you, that's so weird
[04:30.48] Guys don't do that
[04:32.40] It's like, hey, how come you don't like Frank?
[04:34.14] Well, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but have you seen it? Jesus
[04:53.07] But women are like, did you hear? Janie got a promotion
[04:57.67] Well, you mean it has nothing to do with her PhD?
[05:03.66] Oh, not PhD, triple D
[05:08.92] And my wife's no different
[05:09.94] We live out in California, we'll be walking along the beach
[05:12.02] Some girl walk by in a bikini with her boobs all hanging out of it
[05:14.57] I'll tell you right now I'm gonna look, hell yeah
[05:17.81] You drive down my street in a new truck
[05:20.06] I will look at your damn truck too
[05:23.19] That don't mean I'm driving it
[05:25.74] See, right now there's some guy going
[05:27.79] Hell, that ain't bad right there, I didn't know he was a thinking man
[05:36.46] I'll tell my wife, I'll go, woo, look at that girl's boobs right there
[05:38.97] And my wife will go, oh, come on
[05:41.31] You know those are fake
[05:42.98] Well, let me put on my care face
[05:50.57] What the hell does that mean? I don't care if they're fake
[05:53.49] I know Mickey Mouse ain't real, I love him
[05:56.72]