CUM ME A RIVER

You say you want me so badly
You'd do anything to have me
You'd do anything to smack me around
And choke me and grab me

By the face while you entrap me
Enter me while you distract me
And make me scream like a banshee
Till' I bed you to unhand me

You say a lot that I like
And I've got an open mind
But I'm not really the kinda
Guy you were hoping to find

I think I'm totally different
From what you said you were looking for
Maybe I'm just being stupid
Maybe you're what i deserve

So could you cum me a river

I can't wait till' you add me
So I can see all your pictures
I hope that some will be shirtless
I hope that you're a narcissist

I hope you're desperate for answers
Enough to take your pants off
I'm really bored and I'm horny
And you're awake and that works

Wait, what the fuck am I saying
I'm really not up to playing
I'm really not in the mood
I'm not interested in making

Anything less than love
Tonight I'm feeling above it
You say I need to be worshiped
By you and your big dick?

Nah, cum me a river

But if you came me a river
Then maybe I would come hither
And you could finally slither
Into my body oh mister

Can you be here in 10 minutes
Before I come to my senses
And like, please, no pictures
Not even I could bear witness

So could you cum me a river