Finally Fair and Balanced

I've been watching the wolves
Preying on the sheep
Like a voyeur aloof
Every effing week

With the light of the screen
Fluorescent with fluff
But when the color goes green
I just can't get enough

But I'm finally fair and balanced tonight
Now it's understood, finally fair and balanced
To be finally fair and balanced, right
Had to turn it off for good
To be finally fair and balanced
Finally fair and balanced tonight

Finally fair, finally fair and balanced
Finally fair and balanced

I can't remember just when
Now can they, can you
Opinions came to be king
And knowledge lost its value

A daily dose of assertive
Conditioning is tough, so tough
But when Old Grimy comes on
I just can't get enough

But I'm finally fair and balanced tonight
Now it's understood, finally fair and balanced
To be finally fair and balanced, right
Had to turn it off for good
To be finally fair and balanced
Finally fair and balanced tonight

Finally fair, finally fair and balanced
Finally fair and balanced

Finally fair, finally fair and balanced
Fair and balanced
Fair and balanced

Turn it off