My Charmed Life

There's a kitty-cat playin' in the back yard
There's a little kid burning on the sidewalk
Bring it in, try to put it in a cookie-jar
Stick your hand in, now you know where you are

This is my charmed life, i'll do anything i like
Welcome to my charmed life

Think i'll call in sick to work today
They're only gonna fire me anyway
Don't think i'm gonna brush my hair today
I don't give a fuck about tooth decay

This is my charmed life, i'll do anything i like
Welcome to my charmed life

Think i'll go for a walk in the morning light
Sprayed some glue and i'm feeling oh so white
My nuts are bulging 'cause i wear my pants too tight
I wanna fuck everything in sight

Call me decadent
Call me bourgeois, i don't care
I hear you yell and scream, but that's just a dream
Don't mean shit to me at all

Everyday it's the same crap everywhere
You can all fuckin' die for all i care
'cause i got mine and i know there's no escape
One day i'll get what's comin' my way

But for now this is my charmed life i'll do anything i like
Welcome to my charmed life
My charmed life