Tommy Don't Lick That Pipe

Winter is a-comin', the weather's getting cold
I have to watch my brother Tommy, he's eight years old
No, I never have to worry he might slip on ice and fall
In fact, there's only one thing that worries me at all

Tommy, don't lick that pipe
Your tongue it'll stick like glue
Well, I've warned you twice and I wish you'd mind
Don't you remember what happened last time?
You can do about anything else that you like
But Tommy, don't lick that pipe

Do you remember Uncle Albert?
Such scientific curiosity (Let's see)
He stuck his tongue out on the old pump handle
And it took us two whole days to get him free

So, Tommy, don't lick that pipe (Tommy, don't lick that pipe)
Your tongue it'll stick like glue (That's true)
Well, I've warned you twice and I wish you'd mind (Wish you'd mind)
Don't you remember what happened last time?
You can do about anything else that you like
But Tommy, don't lick that pipe

Do you remember Grandma Dawson?
She touched her tongue onto the water spout
She said she thought that it was made of plastic
And it took us until May to thaw her out

So, Tommy, don't lick that pipe (Tommy, don't lick that pipe)
Your tongue it'll stick like glue (That's true)
I've warned you twice and I wish you'd mind (Wish you'd mind)
Don't you remember what happened last time?
You can do about anything else that you like
But Tommy, don't lick that pipe

Do you remember our dog Fluffy?
Went outside to do his doggy thing
We found him frozen solid to a hydrant
And we couldn't break him loose until the spring

So, Tommy, don't lick that pipe (Tommy, don't lick that pipe)
Your tongue it'll stick like glue (That's true)
Well, I've warned you twice and I wish you'd mind (Wish you'd mind)
Don't you remember what happened last time?
You can do about anything else that you like
But Tommy, don't lick that pipe