The Undisputed Champion of Opening Jars
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Heβs the undisputed champion of opening jars
Pickles, and jam, and apple sauce too
It could be tightened by the hand of god
And heβd open it, open it, open it too
A rusted out mason jar in the basement or a
Canopic Jar in king tutβs tomb
Any age or any contents
It doesn't make a difference
When you put it in his hands
Weld it to the jar or cast a magic spell
That makes glass and steel melt into one
With one turn, how quick youβll learn
Heβll always be the champion
Heβs the undisputed champion of opening jars
Pickles, and jam, and apple sauce too
It could be tightened by the hand of god
And heβd open it, open it, open it too
Pickles, and jam, and apple sauce too
It could be tightened by the hand of god
And heβd open it, open it, open it too
A rusted out mason jar in the basement or a
Canopic Jar in king tutβs tomb
Any age or any contents
It doesn't make a difference
When you put it in his hands
Weld it to the jar or cast a magic spell
That makes glass and steel melt into one
With one turn, how quick youβll learn
Heβll always be the champion
Heβs the undisputed champion of opening jars
Pickles, and jam, and apple sauce too
It could be tightened by the hand of god
And heβd open it, open it, open it too