The Hottest Shower Ever

I wanna know, how does he do it, his skin doesn’t melt off
I see no way, anyone could do it in the hottest shower ever
The gas bill’s insane every single month, i think we’re going bankrupt
I see the meter reader laughing as he walks away from the hottest shower ever

Is his skin made of silicone, titanium, steel
Hafnium carbide to withstand the feel
Of jumping in the core of our planet or swimming in the sun

And is this something you’re born with
Or something you learn
A paternal right of passage, or something you earn
Or is it just something that some of us were born to do

I gotta know how does he do it, if i’m gonna call myself a dad
I see no way, that anyone could do it in the hottest shower ever
The wood in the door is starting to warp and the wallpaper is peeling
The steam is so thick you’ll drown just by breathing, in the hottest shower ever

Is his skin made of silicone, titanium, steel
Hafnium carbide to withstand the feel
Of jumping in the core of our planet or swimming in the sun

And is this something you’re born with
Or something you learn
A paternal right of passage, or something you earn
Or is it just something that some of us were born to do