Blue Bossa

[00:05.30] "Shhh...
[00:12.20] Welcome back my dear children
[00:14.50] To the one and only
[00:15.80] Lausse The Cat Show!
[00:20.40] On narration back from the depths of hell itself
[00:23.40] Please give it up for the one and only; Tree Wizard!"

[00:26.90] "Hello Kids...
[00:28.90] I am more than delighted to be presenting to you here tonight
[00:33.00] Our second play titled; "The Mocking Stars!"
[00:36.90] Where we find our poor tattered cat..."
[00:39.70] Still cold
[00:41.20] Withered and heartless...
[00:43.40] Whispering to himself for yet
[00:45.40] Another sleepless night..."

[00:48.30] The autumn moon comes with haste and yawns through the night
[00:51.00] She haunts all my dreams with the humming of the dead
[00:53.80] I pop corks and caps to collapse without a fight
[00:56.20] But a whisper from a corps comes to spoon me in my bed (Hello)
[00:59.60] Crawl crawl, come close, come caress, come masseuse me
[01:02.40] I'm pally with the dead like I'm uzi
[01:04.50] To sleep sound, I should spoon a person more suited
[01:07.10] And fill em with stars till we're both sky high
[01:09.60] I flick through a flip phone to call a fine dame
[01:12.20] But the kittens tail flops like it's made of what is luffy
[01:15.30] It's hard to stay straight when the minds plagued with whispers
[01:17.80] And sights of the sun become as rare as a smile
[01:20.80] "Gommu Gommu no hard on", I put some fine garms on
[01:23.60] And leave to greet the moon with my finest feline eyes
[01:26.50] A thousand thoughts crawl through my head
[01:28.20] They whisper in a voice like the winds of the night

[01:31.20] "The boy is mad mad
[01:32.60] He's bad in his canvas
[01:33.50] It's stained with blood red
[01:35.10] And the devil's inside him!"

[01:36.40] I stroll through the town to seek silence
[01:38.40] And escape asylums and find souls madder than I am
[01:41.80] I find a bunch of mad cats sat outside Saino's
[01:44.50] Sipping Sangria on the sidewalk
[01:46.50] I find comfort and the silence I yearned
[01:49.00] As they scream some absurd shit and sing
[01:50.80] So I say to myself, see compared to thee

[01:53.30] "I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy
[01:55.80] Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself (You're a crazy cat)
[01:58.80] I'm not loopy it's just that
[02:00.40] I've not slept much in the last days
[02:02.70] I loathe my health

[02:03.80] I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy
[02:06.50] Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself
[02:09.20] I'm not loopy it's just that
[02:11.00] I've not slept much in the last days
[02:13.30] I loathe my health"

[02:14.30] (You are loopy...)
[02:15.00] (You certainly are!)
[02:16.40] "No I'm not"

[02:19.60] Reassured by the Hatters next to Saino's
[02:21.80] I set sail to sleep sound and send my soul to Z land
[02:24.60] I shut my sight and swam to slumber next to Nemo
[02:27.10] But sunk to the abyss and I got Hades as a host
[02:29.80] The dead hummed, it sent my sore soul slightly mad again
[02:32.50] I tried to count sheep and turn the scene as black as toast
[02:35.20] When the curtains closed I met again with Bathomet
[02:38.00] He sent me whispers like a willow in the wind
[02:40.40] Got my whiskers in a twist
[02:42.20] So I went to seek the alley cats for comfort that my pillow couldn't give
[02:45.50] And when our eyes met I strained a sigh so sublime
[02:48.30] That you wouldn't get the same had you yawned into a sieve
[02:50.90] They were sat in a ring by a fire in a bin
[02:53.50] Singing songs between sips of warm larger in a tin
[02:56.30] They sang songs of madness about how they'd hijack
[02:59.10] A ship filled with gin and sail the fucker straight to Mars
[03:02.10] I laughed and saw again that I was sane
[03:04.20] Seeing fully mad cunts put my issues to a shame
[03:07.00] I headed back home and left the hatters to their madness
[03:09.70] A sense of smug gladness had settled in my soul
[03:12.30] As I skipped home the autumn moon hung above my head
[03:14.90] The whispers of the dead had simmered down to a hum
[03:17.70] I waited for sleeps lips to come kiss my neck
[03:20.30] As I sung a little song to sink myself into slumber

[03:23.80] "I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy
[03:26.60] Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself (You're a crazy cat)
[03:29.40] I'm not loopy it's just that
[03:31.10] I've not slept much in the last days
[03:33.30] I loathe my health

[03:34.70] I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy
[03:37.20] Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself
[03:40.00] I'm not loopy it's just that
[03:41.80] I've not slept much in the last days
[03:43.90] I loathe my health"

[03:45.20] (La, la, la, la)

[03:46.50] "Ladies and gentlemen; The Mice..."

[03:50.00] "To his dismay, as he huddled in his quilt
[03:52.20] A white ray of dusty light made a puddle by his pillow case
[03:55.40] The night was spent with the shadows and the sins
[03:57.50] So the sand man had skipped him and gave him back his silhouette
[04:00.80] The yellow sun had slept sound and rose to yawn
[04:03.00] He stretched his long limbs through the canvas of the dawn
[04:05.50] He figured he ain't seen the sun smile since summer
[04:08.20] So he slipped out his cat-flap to light himself a cig."

[04:21.00] (What the fu...)

[04:21.90] "Kitten stopped dead as he stared in disbelief
[04:24.40] At the scene now displayed by the sun above the streets
[04:27.10] A thousand souls with their eyes glued to screens
[04:29.50] Where enslaved in the taxpayers rhythm of the week
[04:32.30] Their shadows were stitched to the souls of their feet
[04:34.90] They squealed like swine
[04:36.50] They queued in a line
[04:37.70] To sell their souls to the devil in a suit and a tie
[04:40.80] For a car and a holiday in Crete."

[04:43.00] The sad sight caused my sore soul
[04:44.50] To slip low inside me and shriek
[04:46.20] The mere thought of being swapped for Ryanair flights was frightening
[04:49.20] A whole soul's a big price to pay
[04:51.00] For a trip to a sandpit fit for a head needing hiding
[04:54.50] I'd like not to partake in mankind's disease
[04:57.00] So a dance with the Mad by a fire seems beguiling
[04:59.90] And watch earth's demise slip from under my feet
[05:02.20] As I prance under moonlight to blind me
[05:04.40] I smile and say

[05:05.20] "I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy
[05:07.90] Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself
[05:10.50] I'm not loopy it's just that
[05:12.40] I've not slept much in the last days
[05:14.60] I loathe my health

[05:16.10] I'm not crazy, you guys are crazy
[05:18.50] Life is but a loop and I enjoy myself (You're a crazy cat)
[05:21.20] I'm not loopy it's just that
[05:23.10] I've not slept much in the last days
[05:25.30] I loathe my health"

[05:30.00] (You're a crazy cat)
[05:37.60] (You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself...)

[05:55.50] "The rising Sun looked up at Lausse and said this..."
[06:00.70] "Come hither, cat"
[06:01.90] "Who, me?"
[06:03.20] "Yes, come here"
[06:05.00] "Uh, okay..."
[06:05.90] "Come closer, my friend"
[06:08.20] "What's up?"
[06:09.00] "Do you want to be rich?"
[06:11.40] "How Rich?"
[06:11.80] ""Rich" rich"
[06:13.00] "Dingle Berry Proof Rich?"
[06:14.20] "Yes"
[06:14.80] "Oil Painting On The Roof Rich?"
[06:16.50] "Yeeesss"
[06:17.00] "Paris Hilton, Bitch Poodle Rich?"
[06:18.60] "YeaAahs"
[06:19.20] "Ten-Step-Skin-Care routine Rich?!"
[06:21.50] "Yas bitch, yes"
[06:22.00] "Spare Time Playing On Nintendo Switch Rich?!"
[06:24.20] "Yeeeeeeeeeeeessslaybitchslay"
[06:25.60] "A Hundred Billion Pass Me The Keys To My Tesla Bitch Rich!"
[06:28.30] "YEAH you GO, you"
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