Grandma

I'm fogging up my glasses with tears
Spotted dead, we were spotted
Why don't you ever come to see me?
Why don't you ever come to see me?
You self-absorbed, entitled little brat
Left me to die in a bog-holed, old flat
Squashy, ugly, smelly little prick
Making your poor grandmother sick
You're a complete disappointment
Yeah, you don't love me and I missed my appointment
Yeah, you're a complete disappointment
Self-absorbed, entitled little brat
Left me to die in a bog-holed, old flat
Squashy, ugly, smelly little prick
Making your poor grandmother sick
I take the blame, of course you're to be blamed
And all I've ever done is left me all alone
Romantic love doesn't matter
Danny may have crossed the glass water
I take the blame, of course you're to be blamed
And all I've ever done is left me all alone
Don't say I didn't warn you
I didn't tell you so
But you've let everybody down
You're the last to know
Self-absorbed, entitled little brat
You left me to die in a bog-holed, old flat
Squashy, ugly, smelly little prick
Making your poor grandmother sick
Don't say I didn't warn you
I didn't tell you so
But you've let everybody down, and you're the last to know