Rodrick Rules

[00:02.00] I read your little diary
[00:04.89] Or journal, I should say
[00:07.45] You wrote about your failures
[00:09.88] You gave yourself away
[00:12.39] I know about your secrets
[00:15.05] I've seen inside your mind
[00:17.54] You wiped out Löded Diper
[00:20.04] I'll wipe out your behind
[00:22.34] Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules
[00:24.84] Rodrick's got you feeling scared
[00:27.48] Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules
[00:29.94] Rodrick's really glad you shared
[00:32.62] Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules
[00:35.07] Rodrick's gonna make you pay
[00:37.82] 'Cause what I'm tryna say is Rodrick rules
[00:41.72] Give it back
[00:43.04] Now here's a tasty tippet
[00:45.56] Well, isn't that a shame?
[00:48.17] You ditched those kindergartners
[00:50.69] Let Rowley take the blame
[00:53.28] What?
[00:53.82] Don't worry
[00:55.12] I'm not gonna tell mom and dad about it
[00:57.38] Thank God
[00:58.38] I'll tell the world on TikTok
[01:00.70] One 60-second post
[01:03.30] I press a little button and you're toast
[01:08.06] Wait a minute!
[01:08.73] Your reputation is crushed in three, two, one
[01:13.26] I'll pay you
[01:14.62] Say what?
[01:15.36] Mom bucks, ninety-nine thousand mom bucks
[01:18.46] Just delete that and it's all yours
[01:21.58] Pleasure doing business with you, whoo!
[01:25.47] Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules
[01:28.06] Thanks for giving me your dough
[01:30.67] Rodrick rules, Rodrick rules
[01:33.16] Greg, I think I gotta go
[01:35.72] Lousy friend, friendships end
[01:38.21] But I'll always be your bro
[01:41.25] I'll never be outdone
[01:43.74] 'Cause I'm the oldest son
[01:46.18] Yeah, here's rule number one
[01:48.35] Rodrick rules
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