Foreword By Willie Nelson

Ready?

This guy had been in a coma for a long time, maybe weeks, months
And his favorite food had always been chocolate chip cookies
And one day, this smell came filtering down the kitchen
Through the hall, back to the bedroom
And hit his nostrils, and he was in a deep coma

But he'd come right out of that coma when
He smelled those chocolate chip cookies
He crawled out of bed and crawled down the hall, into the kitchen
And sure enough, a big old bowl of hot steaming
Chocolate chip cookies was up there on the shelf
So he reached up to grab one, and his wife slapped him on the hand
And said, "Uh-uh honey, those are for the funeral"

Adios