Take Him

Take him
You don't have to pay for him
Take him
He's free
Take him
I won't make a play for him
He's not for me
He has no head to think with
True that his heart is asleep
But he has eyes to wink with
You can have him cheap
Keep him
Just for the lure of it
Marry him too
Keep him
For you can be sure of it
He can't keep you
So take my old jalopy
Keep him from falling apart
Take him
Don't ever take him to heart
Take him
I won't put a price on him
Take him
He's yours
Take him
Pajamas look nice on him
But how he snores
Though he is well adjusted
Certain things make him a wreck
Last year his arm was busted
Reaching from a check
I hope that things will go well with him
I bear no hate
All I can say is "The hell with him"
He gets the gate
So take my benediction
Take my old Benedict too
Take him
But don't ever let him take you