Kate Was Ere

This is not a stalker's anthem
Like that pirate hat you wear
Let's just dress like girls
And we could put chewing gum in our hair
Send me messages all day
And I will read them
She's a sweaty pirate chick
Let's puke again

Kate was here and I like how she talks

Let's go steal some sheep
From a sheep shop somewhere
We could build an army
But we'd let them keep their hair
She's not a girlie though
I do not know her too good
We talk on the internet
Damn straight, I would

Kate was here and I like how she talks

If you wanna make a movie in my bedroom
I will bring some tights and make-up
Spitting at a half moon
She's still hot when she is tryna beatbox so drunk
Dancing like a stoned mouse
Best thought I've thunk

Kate was here and I like how she talks

All my friends have gone away
Because they're all in serious relationships
Even though that they're only seventeen
I wanna be a pirate or a stripper or a Jedi
And I've come to the conclusion that all girls are mean
Except for all the ones on TV
'Cause I'd gladly let them meet me all night long
Something's wrong with you

Kate was here and I like how she talks
(And that's a fucking fact)
Kate was here and I like how she talks