Art Bitch

My art is called egocentric-soft-porno
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject
Goes from something like anything but me-ism

Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings
And photograph his penis
Or take pics of the chicks
Yeah, you know what I mean

Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math
And make it happen on his mattress
(Two) two girls and a cam
(Three) three girls and a cam
You put a dog there and you got polaroid scam

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
Call me a revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on visionaire
What I do, is called art-shit
And don't you dare make fun of me
'Cause everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole

I ain't no artist
I am an art-bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio
And I only show
Where there's free alcohol

Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole