Sand Swimmer

Go, sandswimmer
Show 'em how you can swim
Every single morning at a quarter to nine
He's down at the beach and he's right on time
He parks his big black custom machine
And he strolls to the ocean and surveys the scene
He's the big sandswimmer
He's the boss of the beach
His hair is tousled
Never uses a comb
He got a golden tan
Using Coppertone
He takes a pose and then he makes his dive
And he lands on the blanket and he's there till five
He's the big sandswimmer
He's the boss of the beach
Big sandswimmer telling all the chicks
Big sandswimmer and his swimming tricks
Big sandswimmer we're willing to bet
Big sandswimmer you've never been wet
Go, sandswimmer
Show 'em how you can swim
If you stop and ask him all the things he's done
He'll tell you of the swimming trophies that he's won
But when you see him make a stroke
Is when he turns and reaches for another Coke
He's the big sandswimmer
He's the boss of the beach
Big sandswimmer telling all the chicks
Big sandswimmer and his swimming tricks
Big sandswimmer we're willing to bet
Big sandswimmer you've never been wet
Go, sandswimmer
Show 'em how you can swim
Go, sandswimmer
Show 'em how you can swim
Go, sandswimmer
Show 'em how you can swim