Tit School

I didn't go to Brit school
I went to tit school
I didn't get straight A's
I got double D's
I didn't go to Bedales
Instead I got free meals
I used to smoke around the back
Now I got a smoking rack

First they laugh and then they copy
(First they laugh and then they copy)
First they laugh and then they copy
(Now that's what you wanna be)

I didn't go to Brit school
I went to tit school
I didn't get straight A's
I got double D's
I didn't go to Cambridge
But they let me into Oxford
Cos I only got a Btec
It's cos I got a cracking set

First they laugh and then they copy
(First they laugh and then they copy)
First they laugh and then they copy
(Now that's what you wanna be)

First they laugh and then they copy
(First they laugh and then they copy)
First they laugh and then they copy
(Now that's what you wanna be)

They called me thick
They called me scruffy
They called me loud
They called me taffy
They called me rough
They called me chavvy
Now it's what you wanna be

They called me thick
They called me scruffy
They called me loud
They called me taffy
They called me rough
They called me chavvy
Now it's what you wanna be

First they laugh and then they copy
(First they laugh and then they copy)
First they laugh and then they copy
(Now that's what you wanna be)

First they laugh and then they copy
(First they laugh and then they copy)
First they laugh and then they copy
(Now that's what you wanna be)