Freudian Slip
๐ต 1425 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:00 duration
๐ ID: 2479528
๐ Lyrics
Well, she was walking toward me in a tight red dress
Looking like she just won a beauty contest
I wanted so bad to make a good impression
Using all the powers of articulate expression
Then all the blood rushed out of my head
And I can't be held responsible for what I said
'Cause what I meant to say was... "I'd be honored to
Reveal to you some aspects of our fair metropolis that
A lady of your obvious sophistication might find
Extremely stimulating."
What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Wanna see my pet
Frog?"
CHORUS: Freudian slip (a slip of the tongue)
My brain does a flip (and I come undone)
My tongue starts to trip (all over my words)
And they come out of my lips (like something you never
Heard)
In my desperate attempts to be cool
I try to be hip, and I'm a blabbering fool
What I mean to say is poetic
But what comes out is just pathetic
(Blabbering)
No time for regrets -- hey, what are you gonna do
'Cause the very next day I had a job interview
But then came the shocker and I don't mean maybe
The personnel director was the very same lady
I thought, here's my chance to turn it all around
I'll dazzle her by saying something profound
And what I meant to say was... "I'm quite confident
That I have the educational qualifications and the
Inherent sensitivity to become an indispensible asset
To your establishment."
What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Would you sign
My arm?"
(REPEAT CHORUS TWICE)
Looking like she just won a beauty contest
I wanted so bad to make a good impression
Using all the powers of articulate expression
Then all the blood rushed out of my head
And I can't be held responsible for what I said
'Cause what I meant to say was... "I'd be honored to
Reveal to you some aspects of our fair metropolis that
A lady of your obvious sophistication might find
Extremely stimulating."
What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Wanna see my pet
Frog?"
CHORUS: Freudian slip (a slip of the tongue)
My brain does a flip (and I come undone)
My tongue starts to trip (all over my words)
And they come out of my lips (like something you never
Heard)
In my desperate attempts to be cool
I try to be hip, and I'm a blabbering fool
What I mean to say is poetic
But what comes out is just pathetic
(Blabbering)
No time for regrets -- hey, what are you gonna do
'Cause the very next day I had a job interview
But then came the shocker and I don't mean maybe
The personnel director was the very same lady
I thought, here's my chance to turn it all around
I'll dazzle her by saying something profound
And what I meant to say was... "I'm quite confident
That I have the educational qualifications and the
Inherent sensitivity to become an indispensible asset
To your establishment."
What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Would you sign
My arm?"
(REPEAT CHORUS TWICE)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.09] Well, she was walking toward me in a tight red dress
[00:10.30] Looking like she just won a beauty contest
[00:13.63] I wanted so bad to make a good impression
[00:17.23] Using all the powers of articulate expression
[00:20.31] Then all the blood rushed out of my head
[00:23.86] And I can't be held responsible for what I said
[00:27.06] 'Cause what I meant to say was... "I'd be honored to
[00:30.36] Reveal to you some aspects of our fair metropolis that
[00:33.05] A lady of your obvious sophistication might find
[00:36.25] Extremely stimulating."
[00:39.12] What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Wanna see my pet
[00:44.74] Frog?"
[00:46.03] CHORUS: Freudian slip (a slip of the tongue)
[00:49.43] My brain does a flip (and I come undone)
[00:52.66] My tongue starts to trip (all over my words)
[00:55.76] And they come out of my lips (like something you never
[00:57.66] Heard)
[01:00.15] In my desperate attempts to be cool
[01:02.54] I try to be hip, and I'm a blabbering fool
[01:05.83] What I mean to say is poetic
[01:08.85] But what comes out is just pathetic
[01:13.44] (Blabbering)
[01:21.07] No time for regrets -- hey, what are you gonna do
[01:25.66] 'Cause the very next day I had a job interview
[01:28.92] But then came the shocker and I don't mean maybe
[01:32.77] The personnel director was the very same lady
[01:35.89] I thought, here's my chance to turn it all around
[01:39.15] I'll dazzle her by saying something profound
[01:42.78] And what I meant to say was... "I'm quite confident
[01:46.28] That I have the educational qualifications and the
[01:48.64] Inherent sensitivity to become an indispensible asset
[01:51.86] To your establishment."
[01:53.65] What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Would you sign
[01:59.68] My arm?"
[02:01.52] (REPEAT CHORUS TWICE)
[02:57.03]
[00:10.30] Looking like she just won a beauty contest
[00:13.63] I wanted so bad to make a good impression
[00:17.23] Using all the powers of articulate expression
[00:20.31] Then all the blood rushed out of my head
[00:23.86] And I can't be held responsible for what I said
[00:27.06] 'Cause what I meant to say was... "I'd be honored to
[00:30.36] Reveal to you some aspects of our fair metropolis that
[00:33.05] A lady of your obvious sophistication might find
[00:36.25] Extremely stimulating."
[00:39.12] What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Wanna see my pet
[00:44.74] Frog?"
[00:46.03] CHORUS: Freudian slip (a slip of the tongue)
[00:49.43] My brain does a flip (and I come undone)
[00:52.66] My tongue starts to trip (all over my words)
[00:55.76] And they come out of my lips (like something you never
[00:57.66] Heard)
[01:00.15] In my desperate attempts to be cool
[01:02.54] I try to be hip, and I'm a blabbering fool
[01:05.83] What I mean to say is poetic
[01:08.85] But what comes out is just pathetic
[01:13.44] (Blabbering)
[01:21.07] No time for regrets -- hey, what are you gonna do
[01:25.66] 'Cause the very next day I had a job interview
[01:28.92] But then came the shocker and I don't mean maybe
[01:32.77] The personnel director was the very same lady
[01:35.89] I thought, here's my chance to turn it all around
[01:39.15] I'll dazzle her by saying something profound
[01:42.78] And what I meant to say was... "I'm quite confident
[01:46.28] That I have the educational qualifications and the
[01:48.64] Inherent sensitivity to become an indispensible asset
[01:51.86] To your establishment."
[01:53.65] What slipped out was... "(blabbering) Would you sign
[01:59.68] My arm?"
[02:01.52] (REPEAT CHORUS TWICE)
[02:57.03]