Rare Milenko Phone Skit

Hello?
Is Mandy there?
It's two o'clock in the morning
Did I ask you that
Who is this?
J
What are you doing calling here this late
Look fucker
I'm packing wood the size of Texas
So put your daughter on the phone
And take your bitch ass back to sleep
What did you say to me?
Mother fucker
Where's your father at
Put your father on the phone
Aight hold up
Dad
Hello?
Hello
I'm-I'm sleeping here in bed with my wife when
Oh-wait a wait a minute
You can't be in bed with your wife
I'm in bed with your wife
You son of a bitch
I'm calling the police
I know who you are
You do?
Yes I do
Well alright
Tell 'em I said fuck off