Sex Cauldron

Percocet ain't cutting it with alcohol and pills
I.R.S. claws at my door for taxes unfulfilled
Once respected TV host, the finest of talk shows
Shadow of my former-self, I slowly decompose

I found a place where I shed no tears
I swear by the scar on my chest
We're not talkin' bout love here
We're talking about S.E.X

Disappointment to my name, Hyman's a broken man
Shunned the Kosher way of life to forge a different plan
Bet against the Globetrotters, a wasted, reckless bet
Lit cigars with dollar bills and dined on condor eggs

I found a place where I shed no tears
I swear by the scar on my chest
We're not talkin' bout love here
We're talking about S.E.X
I found a place where I shed no tears
I swear by the scar on my chest
We're not talkin' bout love here
We're talking about S.E.X

(S.E.X. in front of the Children)
(S.E.X. in front of the Children)
(S.E.X. in front of the Children)
(S.E.X. in front of the Children)

In front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N
In front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N
In front of the C.H.I.L.D.R.E.N

I found a place where I shed no tears
I swear by the scar on my chest
We're not talkin' bout love here
We're talking about S.E.X
I found a place where I shed no tears
I swear by the scar on my chest
We're not talkin' bout love here
We're talking about S.E.X

Cauldron of, cauldron of sex
I thought they closed that place down