Hummingbird of Bengal

West Bengal born and raised
Behind the counter is where I spend most of my days
You got a nerve to question me
U.S. Citizen with a PHD
I won't lie to you, on this job you will be shot at
And there ain't no point calling the Dream Police

Don't knock the land I love
I worship all the gods above
The extra arms on Vishnu
I won't touch expired ham
I'm a vegan, not a vegetarian
I want you to get out and go to Hell
And thank you, please come again

Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, oh, I'm the Hummingbird of Bеngal
Apu

Squishees come and squishees go
But salmonella comes on slow
Samе can't be said for Miss Hoover
Call me Beatle Number 5
Back when Paul was still alive
Some things I'll never tell Manjula

Don't knock the land I love
I worship all the gods above
The extra arms on Vishnu
I won't touch expired ham
I'm a vegan, not a vegetarian
I want you to get out and go to Hell
And thank you, please come again

Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu

Say what you like about stereotypes
More upstanding than all of my peers
Though strictly Hindu, when voiced by a white dude
The boundaries just really ain't clear, no

Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, oh, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu, oh, I'm the Hummingbird of Bengal
Apu