Future Bart

Given up on life
A hopeless, washed up mess
Just a cowboy stripper
Paid to get undressed

I win the ladies' hearts
With that “bang, bang” part
I am Future Bart

Lisa's in the White House
And I'm in Margaritaville
She's the goddamn president
And I live with Ralph still

My future's looking dark
It did right from the start
I am Future Bart

I wash myself
I wash myself with a rag on a
I wash myself
I wash myself with a rag on a stick!

Help me, dear father
Oh no, what have I done? (What have I done?)
My parents' shame
I was their only son (Their only son)

You'll find my cold dead heart
Inside the Kwik-E-Mart
I am Future Bart