The Excited Southerner at a Job Interview (Album Version)

And now the excited southerner has a job interview
So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company
That is a good question, I have a good answer
First of all, I am a very hard work vocational school
I went to
Willing to work on a holiday
And tango and marimba lessons
Learning to get along with other people
I got my GED with a overtime
Time and a half with a speaking two languages
Spanish and another one
And I'm loyal like a dog, I'll tell you that much
Willing to start at the bottom and also willing to stay there
And urine testing is completely flawless, drug free with a
Ooh-wee, good references if you call my last boss
He was, actually he was gunning for me, but
I got no dependents with a W-2 form and I was wondering
You know, that's great, but uh, we don't have anything open right now
Thanks for coming down
Are you alright?