Friendzone (feat. Zach Gervaise)

[00:09.51] I'm gonna tell you all a story
[00:11.04] It's really quite normal
[00:12.36] I was takin' my crush to my year 10 formal
[00:14.62] She was so pretty
[00:16.02] She made my heart melt
[00:17.33] When she looked away
[00:18.21] I tucked my boner in my belt
[00:20.07] My suit was real fly
[00:20.92] Her dress was quite tight
[00:22.33] Even what was on my mind was the after party
[00:25.53] The place was pretty loose
[00:26.48] And not a moment too soon
[00:27.85] Zach rocked up with a box of goon
[00:30.59] I nodded him over
[00:31.44] And asked for advise
[00:32.79] And Zach agreed that tonight was the night
[00:35.57] He said:
[00:36.08] "Shorty likes you mate,
[00:36.78] She said you should drink a cup and sit next to her"
[00:40.50] I looked her in the eyes
[00:41.93] And I put down my cup
[00:43.17] Everybody knew
[00:44.56] It was time to hookup, up, up, up, up ahhh
[00:50.46] But then she put me in the friendzone
[00:51.71] It's not the end though
[00:53.14] I'm still having cuppa with her mum
[00:54.92] She's gonna call me on the weekend
[00:56.77] About a lift home
[00:58.51] Or advise on her new man
[01:00.35] And I don't care about the shoppin'
[01:02.28] Or the facials
[01:03.53] As long as she's there with me
[01:05.90] And then she put me in the friendzone
[01:07.65] It's not the end though
[01:08.57] It's not the end though
[01:11.31] Now you're gonna hear another similer tale
[01:14.08] I was in love with this girl
[01:15.87] My holy grail
[01:16.80] It was the girl next door
[01:17.61] I always adored
[01:19.40] I'm like Neeson in Taken
[01:20.32] If you call her a whore
[01:21.79] (I will find you)
[01:22.66] Though she had a boyfriend
[01:23.52] We talked all the time
[01:24.53] He was just a speed hump
[01:25.85] She had to be mine
[01:26.70] Then they had a fight
[01:28.51] Over his stupid friends
[01:29.44] That's okay for me cause I don't have any friends
[01:32.20] Their fight was real bad
[01:33.54] My chance to make a move
[01:34.92] So I bought her a puppy
[01:35.87] (Oh bro you're so smooth)
[01:37.21] I told her all about my feelings and shit
[01:39.43] I'm like MC Hammer
[01:40.82] My love is too legit to quit
[01:42.23] She looked me in the eyes
[01:44.01] And she knew what to say
[01:44.94] But then she fucked up
[01:46.78] And asked if I was gay
[01:47.80] "I thought you were gay"
[01:49.28] "You think I'm gay?
[01:50.18] Why don't you fuck me and find out?"
[01:51.95] But then she put me in the friendzone
[01:53.74] It's not the end though
[01:55.19] I'm still having coffee with her gran
[01:56.94] She's gonna call me on the weekend
[01:58.71] About a lift home
[02:00.59] Or advise on her new man
[02:02.45] And I don't care about the pedicures
[02:04.22] Or the waxes
[02:05.52] As long as she's there with me
[02:07.84] And then she put me in the friendzone
[02:09.28] It's not the end though
[02:11.04] It's not the end though
[02:13.38] Our tales aren't unusual
[02:15.14] It's happened everywhere
[02:16.04] Guys are getting friendzoned
[02:17.49] Girls just don't care
[02:18.79] Givin' a girl flowers
[02:20.15] Friendzone
[02:21.04] Pickin' her up from town
[02:22.71] Friendzone
[02:24.13] Listenin' to her problems
[02:25.56] Friendzone
[02:26.45] Drawin' her a picture
[02:28.25] Friendzone
[02:29.11] Eatin' a banana
[02:30.56] Friendzone
[02:31.80] Wearing crocs
[02:32.79] Friendzone
[02:34.66] Watchin' Magic Mike
[02:35.58] Friendzone
[02:36.87] Watchin' her sleep
[02:38.22] Friendzone
[02:39.12] Suckin' a dude's dick
[02:40.97] Friendzone
[02:41.86] Suckin' your own dick
[02:43.65] Friendzone
[02:44.66] Friendzone
[02:47.31] Now I'm older
[02:48.26] I'm so bitter and jaded
[02:50.08] I've been friendzoned so much
[02:52.36] And I've barely been laid
[02:53.75] But the other day I met a girl
[02:55.53] The prettiest being
[02:56.44] She was so nice that she made me
[02:59.10] Feel feelings
[03:00.08] She bought me a beer
[03:01.84] Said "you're the one I want"
[03:03.69] And asked would I like to make love to her
[03:05.53] All night long
[03:09.68] But then I put her in the friendzone
[03:11.41] I don't know why though
[03:12.86] Cause she was so fuckin' hot
[03:14.65] And I put on an ugly onesie
[03:16.46] We played some Twister
[03:18.22] And I fucking cock-blocked myself
[03:20.05] We ended up watching TV
[03:21.93] We had a snuggle
[03:23.22] I cried when she went to sleep
[03:25.04] Yeah I put her in the friendzone
[03:26.40] It is the end though
[03:28.20] It is the end though
[03:30.21] Yeah I put her in the friendzone
[03:32.92] It is the end though
[03:36.53] It is the end though
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