(I Stole A) Bunsen Burner

Well, I was sitting in the chemistry lab
Looking for something to grab
The lock's combination was easy to get
Now i'm opening the cabinet
I searched the shelves for something new
Something that reminds me of you
Something shiny and made of steel
And now the truth can be revealed
I stole a bunsen burner, i stole a bunsen burner
They call me a maniac
But i gotta fill up my sack
So much to take in chemistry
The way i get it, it's all free
I got the urge to steal and i can't think
Once i've stolen all those things
I stole a bunsen burner
I stole a bunsen burner