Walking the Dog

When I got home, he started to jump
(Walkin' the dog, I'm walkin' the dog)
That's when I knew it was time to hit the dump
(Walkin' the dog, I'm walkin' the dog)
Get the plastic bag, but I can't find his leash
Gotta move fast 'cause he needs relief
One more minute and I'll pass out on the floor
So run, run, run for the front door

Down the steps now, almost knocked me off my ass
Taking all the way 'cause my dog's on gas
One more minute and I'll dump on the floor
So run, run, run for the front door
Run, run, run for that front door
My dog's gonna dump on the floor

Walkin' the dog, walkin' the dog
Walkin' the dog
Walkin' the dog, walkin' the dog
Walkin' the dog

Out the door now, move, runnin' for the train
(Walkin' the dog, I'm walkin' the dog)
Tryin' to attack everything in sight
(Walkin' the dog, I'm walkin' the dog)
He must have rabies or some disease
'Cause he pulls so hard, he can barely breathe
He starts to squat and he lets it tear
He's got to run, so I leave it there
Every day the same, he's like a machine
Like a big, little robot, if you know what I mean
One more minute and I'll dump on the floor
Run, run, run for the front door

Run, run, run for that front door
My dog's gonna dump on the floor

Walkin' the dog, walkin' the dog
Walkin' the dog
Walkin' the dog, walkin' the dog
Walkin' the dog