Never Met a German

Never met a German
Never even seen one
Read it on the newsstand that day
That the tanks are rolling

Next thing I remember is that I'm walking in the army
Following instructions it isn't very charming

Oh (ohohohohoh)
Even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher

Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders
I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling
Crashing through the borders

It's good to be a general
Just tell these idiots what to do... hehe
Anyone in my position would love it to I say:

Oh(ohohohohoh)
- Even now I feel like I'm on fire
Oh even now I couldn't get much higher

Never never never

Now I am a German