Pictures of Spider-Man
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"Are we live? Good!"
"Did you plug the book? No?"
"You're fired! Get up!"
"Now, let's educate some people."
Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on Just the Facts, with your friend J. Jonah J
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome. Let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak
Don't let him fool you! No, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There's an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer
Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole!
This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control
That's all, so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Our city has a way of life to defend
So we're here to tell your neighborhood: "He isn't your friend."
If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
Picture of Spider-Man
I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures
Our city's top committees won't investigate his alias
Sure, Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius
Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it
Who are we to say that our city should be trusted?
To the flavor of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?
The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?
It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded!
The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crime
Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind
Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well, he is one of mine
But it was all in good intention that he went and undermined
We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right
A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights
I'm sure every cop for miles morale is out of sight
As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight
So we ship them off to prison when they level blocks in battle
On some package cruise for villains plunging public funds for travel
Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is we're just saddled
So I ask you, listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?
That's all so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
This super nuisance screws up more than he mends
So maybe you should view him through an alternate lens
We're horrified by all of the positive comments on your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Speak for yourself, I've seen Spidey protect this city!
Last Monday, I got jumped and mugged, trust me, they could've killed me
When suddenly, this muscular stud in the tightest suit
Saved me first, gave me my purse and strung the thugs up by their boots
Well, now that's a lovely story, but did you not deduce?
That maybe Spider-Man and all those thugs are in cahoots?
Wait, did you just say "cahoots"?
Yes, I did, and it's the truth! (Nah!)
With that spider on our ceilings, violent crime is through the roof!
Next!
Uh, hello? Hi! Is this the right number?
Of that blathering idiot, spitting, belittling heroes and making me wonder
Did you not see that bank heist? Spider-Man knocked out his lights!
I can't believe you have the nerve to mock those who do what's right!
Yes, the bank was already in trouble
Then the spider shows up for the scuffle
Might he have taken the fight outside 'stead of crushing the lobby to rubble?
Stopping a robbery?
Or was he just showing off at the cost of the jobs and the property?
Dropped all of the concrete on top of the robber and still didn't bother to finish him properly
Next!
Yeah, hi. I'm trying to find out why you're so riled up half of the time now
Couldn't you present a better argument if you were calm instead of getting farther
Into a belligerent position in which refusing to listen to listeners'
Different views is the thing you're choosing to do
Even when they've just proven the truth you just interruptβ
Another caller tries to tell me how to do my job
When I holler, it's not out of anger, no, it's out of love!
For this city! For its people! But if you just think I'm ticked off
Turn over to that hero-loving hellcat hosting Trish Talk
That's all so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
If you're delusional, then you can pretend
That our city isn't victim of a dangerous trend
But if you've been afflicted, then of course you can send your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Non-lethal? That's just fine!
He just hung them up in a bundle of twine
'Til our city's window cleaners find
Them ten floors up in ten months' time
What's a few corpses glued onto roofs?
When his YouTube movies get millions of views?
That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves
That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue
The fact is the impact of this damned arachnid
Can be tracked back to the day that he landed
Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted
Menageries of madmen he manufactured
This hack is the last thing that we need
Now sentient sand and Nazi bees?
Lizards! Wizards! Can't we see?
That spider's like a damned disease!
Call me traditional, I do things by the book
But if you like the truth, my friend, then you can buy the book
Violence shook and sides were took, yet some would let them off the hook
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep would follow crooks
You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away
So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?
If it were up to me, folks, if I truly had my way
I'd simply snap my fingers, and they'd all just go away
"You? You're still here? Good! You're rehired!"
"Get me a coffee and then fire yourself again!"
"Amateurs."
"Did you plug the book? No?"
"You're fired! Get up!"
"Now, let's educate some people."
Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on Just the Facts, with your friend J. Jonah J
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome. Let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak
Don't let him fool you! No, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There's an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer
Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole!
This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control
That's all, so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Our city has a way of life to defend
So we're here to tell your neighborhood: "He isn't your friend."
If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
Picture of Spider-Man
I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures
Our city's top committees won't investigate his alias
Sure, Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius
Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it
Who are we to say that our city should be trusted?
To the flavor of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?
The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?
It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded!
The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crime
Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind
Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well, he is one of mine
But it was all in good intention that he went and undermined
We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right
A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights
I'm sure every cop for miles morale is out of sight
As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight
So we ship them off to prison when they level blocks in battle
On some package cruise for villains plunging public funds for travel
Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is we're just saddled
So I ask you, listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?
That's all so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
This super nuisance screws up more than he mends
So maybe you should view him through an alternate lens
We're horrified by all of the positive comments on your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Speak for yourself, I've seen Spidey protect this city!
Last Monday, I got jumped and mugged, trust me, they could've killed me
When suddenly, this muscular stud in the tightest suit
Saved me first, gave me my purse and strung the thugs up by their boots
Well, now that's a lovely story, but did you not deduce?
That maybe Spider-Man and all those thugs are in cahoots?
Wait, did you just say "cahoots"?
Yes, I did, and it's the truth! (Nah!)
With that spider on our ceilings, violent crime is through the roof!
Next!
Uh, hello? Hi! Is this the right number?
Of that blathering idiot, spitting, belittling heroes and making me wonder
Did you not see that bank heist? Spider-Man knocked out his lights!
I can't believe you have the nerve to mock those who do what's right!
Yes, the bank was already in trouble
Then the spider shows up for the scuffle
Might he have taken the fight outside 'stead of crushing the lobby to rubble?
Stopping a robbery?
Or was he just showing off at the cost of the jobs and the property?
Dropped all of the concrete on top of the robber and still didn't bother to finish him properly
Next!
Yeah, hi. I'm trying to find out why you're so riled up half of the time now
Couldn't you present a better argument if you were calm instead of getting farther
Into a belligerent position in which refusing to listen to listeners'
Different views is the thing you're choosing to do
Even when they've just proven the truth you just interruptβ
Another caller tries to tell me how to do my job
When I holler, it's not out of anger, no, it's out of love!
For this city! For its people! But if you just think I'm ticked off
Turn over to that hero-loving hellcat hosting Trish Talk
That's all so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
If you're delusional, then you can pretend
That our city isn't victim of a dangerous trend
But if you've been afflicted, then of course you can send your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Non-lethal? That's just fine!
He just hung them up in a bundle of twine
'Til our city's window cleaners find
Them ten floors up in ten months' time
What's a few corpses glued onto roofs?
When his YouTube movies get millions of views?
That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves
That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue
The fact is the impact of this damned arachnid
Can be tracked back to the day that he landed
Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted
Menageries of madmen he manufactured
This hack is the last thing that we need
Now sentient sand and Nazi bees?
Lizards! Wizards! Can't we see?
That spider's like a damned disease!
Call me traditional, I do things by the book
But if you like the truth, my friend, then you can buy the book
Violence shook and sides were took, yet some would let them off the hook
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep would follow crooks
You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away
So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?
If it were up to me, folks, if I truly had my way
I'd simply snap my fingers, and they'd all just go away
"You? You're still here? Good! You're rehired!"
"Get me a coffee and then fire yourself again!"
"Amateurs."
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.95] "Are we live? Good!"
[00:04.84] "Did you plug the book? No?"
[00:06.81] "You're fired! Get up!"
[00:08.46] "Now, let's educate some people."
[00:13.71] Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
[00:16.78] Here on Just the Facts, with your friend J. Jonah J
[00:19.93] This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
[00:23.29] But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
[00:26.12] About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
[00:29.94] Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
[00:32.52] Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
[00:36.31] And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome. Let's move on
[00:39.77] To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
[00:42.97] Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak
[00:46.16] Don't let him fool you! No, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
[00:49.62] It's disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
[00:52.87] There's an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger
[00:56.83] Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer
[00:59.79] Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole!
[01:03.03] This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control
[01:07.12] That's all, so tune in again
[01:09.38] We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
[01:12.60] If you see him, you can log in and send in all your pictures
[01:18.20] Pictures of Spider-Man
[01:20.42] Our city has a way of life to defend
[01:22.53] So we're here to tell your neighborhood: "He isn't your friend."
[01:25.93] If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
[01:31.50] Picture of Spider-Man
[01:33.69] I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures
[01:36.36] Our city's top committees won't investigate his alias
[01:39.87] Sure, Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius
[01:43.04] Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it
[01:46.42] Who are we to say that our city should be trusted?
[01:49.48] To the flavor of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?
[01:52.92] The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?
[01:56.02] It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded!
[01:59.75] The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crime
[02:02.94] Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind
[02:06.11] Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well, he is one of mine
[02:09.56] But it was all in good intention that he went and undermined
[02:13.08] We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right
[02:16.44] A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights
[02:19.57] I'm sure every cop for miles morale is out of sight
[02:22.75] As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight
[02:26.29] So we ship them off to prison when they level blocks in battle
[02:29.63] On some package cruise for villains plunging public funds for travel
[02:32.86] Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is we're just saddled
[02:36.68] So I ask you, listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?
[02:40.56] That's all so tune in again
[02:42.96] We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
[02:46.11] If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
[02:51.67] Pictures of Spider-Man
[02:53.63] This super nuisance screws up more than he mends
[02:56.11] So maybe you should view him through an alternate lens
[02:59.37] We're horrified by all of the positive comments on your pictures
[03:04.96] Pictures of Spider-Man
[03:06.82] Speak for yourself, I've seen Spidey protect this city!
[03:10.21] Last Monday, I got jumped and mugged, trust me, they could've killed me
[03:13.15] When suddenly, this muscular stud in the tightest suit
[03:16.31] Saved me first, gave me my purse and strung the thugs up by their boots
[03:19.58] Well, now that's a lovely story, but did you not deduce?
[03:23.02] That maybe Spider-Man and all those thugs are in cahoots?
[03:26.26] Wait, did you just say "cahoots"?
[03:28.18] Yes, I did, and it's the truth! (Nah!)
[03:29.99] With that spider on our ceilings, violent crime is through the roof!
[03:32.88] Next!
[03:33.91] Uh, hello? Hi! Is this the right number?
[03:36.34] Of that blathering idiot, spitting, belittling heroes and making me wonder
[03:39.51] Did you not see that bank heist? Spider-Man knocked out his lights!
[03:42.91] I can't believe you have the nerve to mock those who do what's right!
[03:46.19] Yes, the bank was already in trouble
[03:48.00] Then the spider shows up for the scuffle
[03:49.96] Might he have taken the fight outside 'stead of crushing the lobby to rubble?
[03:53.15] Stopping a robbery?
[03:53.95] Or was he just showing off at the cost of the jobs and the property?
[03:56.35] Dropped all of the concrete on top of the robber and still didn't bother to finish him properly
[03:59.59] Next!
[04:00.32] Yeah, hi. I'm trying to find out why you're so riled up half of the time now
[04:03.72] Couldn't you present a better argument if you were calm instead of getting farther
[04:06.63] Into a belligerent position in which refusing to listen to listeners'
[04:09.58] Different views is the thing you're choosing to do
[04:11.44] Even when they've just proven the truth you just interruptβ
[04:13.21] Another caller tries to tell me how to do my job
[04:16.23] When I holler, it's not out of anger, no, it's out of love!
[04:19.43] For this city! For its people! But if you just think I'm ticked off
[04:23.09] Turn over to that hero-loving hellcat hosting Trish Talk
[04:27.38] That's all so tune in again
[04:29.15] We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
[04:32.59] If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
[04:38.13] Pictures of Spider-Man
[04:40.07] If you're delusional, then you can pretend
[04:42.76] That our city isn't victim of a dangerous trend
[04:45.86] But if you've been afflicted, then of course you can send your pictures
[04:51.43] Pictures of Spider-Man
[04:53.65] Non-lethal? That's just fine!
[04:54.95] He just hung them up in a bundle of twine
[04:56.70] 'Til our city's window cleaners find
[04:58.46] Them ten floors up in ten months' time
[05:00.28] What's a few corpses glued onto roofs?
[05:01.61] When his YouTube movies get millions of views?
[05:03.29] That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves
[05:04.96] That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue
[05:06.81] The fact is the impact of this damned arachnid
[05:08.14] Can be tracked back to the day that he landed
[05:10.02] Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted
[05:11.77] Menageries of madmen he manufactured
[05:13.59] This hack is the last thing that we need
[05:14.90] Now sentient sand and Nazi bees?
[05:16.80] Lizards! Wizards! Can't we see?
[05:18.32] That spider's like a damned disease!
[05:19.73] Call me traditional, I do things by the book
[05:23.28] But if you like the truth, my friend, then you can buy the book
[05:26.15] Violence shook and sides were took, yet some would let them off the hook
[05:29.65] I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep would follow crooks
[05:33.00] You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away
[05:36.60] So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?
[05:39.93] If it were up to me, folks, if I truly had my way
[05:43.09] I'd simply snap my fingers, and they'd all just go away
[05:48.26] "You? You're still here? Good! You're rehired!"
[05:50.63] "Get me a coffee and then fire yourself again!"
[05:53.32] "Amateurs."
[05:54.42]
[00:04.84] "Did you plug the book? No?"
[00:06.81] "You're fired! Get up!"
[00:08.46] "Now, let's educate some people."
[00:13.71] Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
[00:16.78] Here on Just the Facts, with your friend J. Jonah J
[00:19.93] This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
[00:23.29] But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
[00:26.12] About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
[00:29.94] Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
[00:32.52] Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
[00:36.31] And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome. Let's move on
[00:39.77] To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
[00:42.97] Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak
[00:46.16] Don't let him fool you! No, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
[00:49.62] It's disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
[00:52.87] There's an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger
[00:56.83] Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer
[00:59.79] Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole!
[01:03.03] This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control
[01:07.12] That's all, so tune in again
[01:09.38] We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
[01:12.60] If you see him, you can log in and send in all your pictures
[01:18.20] Pictures of Spider-Man
[01:20.42] Our city has a way of life to defend
[01:22.53] So we're here to tell your neighborhood: "He isn't your friend."
[01:25.93] If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
[01:31.50] Picture of Spider-Man
[01:33.69] I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures
[01:36.36] Our city's top committees won't investigate his alias
[01:39.87] Sure, Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius
[01:43.04] Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it
[01:46.42] Who are we to say that our city should be trusted?
[01:49.48] To the flavor of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?
[01:52.92] The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?
[01:56.02] It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded!
[01:59.75] The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crime
[02:02.94] Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind
[02:06.11] Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well, he is one of mine
[02:09.56] But it was all in good intention that he went and undermined
[02:13.08] We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right
[02:16.44] A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights
[02:19.57] I'm sure every cop for miles morale is out of sight
[02:22.75] As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight
[02:26.29] So we ship them off to prison when they level blocks in battle
[02:29.63] On some package cruise for villains plunging public funds for travel
[02:32.86] Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is we're just saddled
[02:36.68] So I ask you, listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?
[02:40.56] That's all so tune in again
[02:42.96] We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
[02:46.11] If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
[02:51.67] Pictures of Spider-Man
[02:53.63] This super nuisance screws up more than he mends
[02:56.11] So maybe you should view him through an alternate lens
[02:59.37] We're horrified by all of the positive comments on your pictures
[03:04.96] Pictures of Spider-Man
[03:06.82] Speak for yourself, I've seen Spidey protect this city!
[03:10.21] Last Monday, I got jumped and mugged, trust me, they could've killed me
[03:13.15] When suddenly, this muscular stud in the tightest suit
[03:16.31] Saved me first, gave me my purse and strung the thugs up by their boots
[03:19.58] Well, now that's a lovely story, but did you not deduce?
[03:23.02] That maybe Spider-Man and all those thugs are in cahoots?
[03:26.26] Wait, did you just say "cahoots"?
[03:28.18] Yes, I did, and it's the truth! (Nah!)
[03:29.99] With that spider on our ceilings, violent crime is through the roof!
[03:32.88] Next!
[03:33.91] Uh, hello? Hi! Is this the right number?
[03:36.34] Of that blathering idiot, spitting, belittling heroes and making me wonder
[03:39.51] Did you not see that bank heist? Spider-Man knocked out his lights!
[03:42.91] I can't believe you have the nerve to mock those who do what's right!
[03:46.19] Yes, the bank was already in trouble
[03:48.00] Then the spider shows up for the scuffle
[03:49.96] Might he have taken the fight outside 'stead of crushing the lobby to rubble?
[03:53.15] Stopping a robbery?
[03:53.95] Or was he just showing off at the cost of the jobs and the property?
[03:56.35] Dropped all of the concrete on top of the robber and still didn't bother to finish him properly
[03:59.59] Next!
[04:00.32] Yeah, hi. I'm trying to find out why you're so riled up half of the time now
[04:03.72] Couldn't you present a better argument if you were calm instead of getting farther
[04:06.63] Into a belligerent position in which refusing to listen to listeners'
[04:09.58] Different views is the thing you're choosing to do
[04:11.44] Even when they've just proven the truth you just interruptβ
[04:13.21] Another caller tries to tell me how to do my job
[04:16.23] When I holler, it's not out of anger, no, it's out of love!
[04:19.43] For this city! For its people! But if you just think I'm ticked off
[04:23.09] Turn over to that hero-loving hellcat hosting Trish Talk
[04:27.38] That's all so tune in again
[04:29.15] We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
[04:32.59] If you see him, you can log in and send us all your pictures
[04:38.13] Pictures of Spider-Man
[04:40.07] If you're delusional, then you can pretend
[04:42.76] That our city isn't victim of a dangerous trend
[04:45.86] But if you've been afflicted, then of course you can send your pictures
[04:51.43] Pictures of Spider-Man
[04:53.65] Non-lethal? That's just fine!
[04:54.95] He just hung them up in a bundle of twine
[04:56.70] 'Til our city's window cleaners find
[04:58.46] Them ten floors up in ten months' time
[05:00.28] What's a few corpses glued onto roofs?
[05:01.61] When his YouTube movies get millions of views?
[05:03.29] That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves
[05:04.96] That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue
[05:06.81] The fact is the impact of this damned arachnid
[05:08.14] Can be tracked back to the day that he landed
[05:10.02] Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted
[05:11.77] Menageries of madmen he manufactured
[05:13.59] This hack is the last thing that we need
[05:14.90] Now sentient sand and Nazi bees?
[05:16.80] Lizards! Wizards! Can't we see?
[05:18.32] That spider's like a damned disease!
[05:19.73] Call me traditional, I do things by the book
[05:23.28] But if you like the truth, my friend, then you can buy the book
[05:26.15] Violence shook and sides were took, yet some would let them off the hook
[05:29.65] I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep would follow crooks
[05:33.00] You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away
[05:36.60] So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?
[05:39.93] If it were up to me, folks, if I truly had my way
[05:43.09] I'd simply snap my fingers, and they'd all just go away
[05:48.26] "You? You're still here? Good! You're rehired!"
[05:50.63] "Get me a coffee and then fire yourself again!"
[05:53.32] "Amateurs."
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