Sometimes You Gotta Backstab [Explicit]
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Oh, the cleric's praying, hands clasped tight
Says, "We'll talk our way out of this fight"
Diplomacy's cute, but the orc's getting mean
So I slip in the shadows and wipe the slate clean
The bard's got his lute, singing peace like a fool
Thinks his charm's gonna make the hobgoblin drool
But when words fall flat and the room's gettin' tense
My dagger is the answer, he has no defense
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
The wizard's all pomp with the spells and his flare
Casting lights shows while I'm slinking with care
He says, "Calm down rogue, we'll persuade with finesse"
But this bandit chief's begging for stealing his chest
They tried rolling persuasion, rolled a nat one
Now the warlord's laughing thinks he's already won
I creep around the back, cloak as black as the night
One jab to the kidney, yeah, that feels right
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
The paladin's preachin', all honor and grace
Says, "A kind word can save any villainous face"
But this necromancers raising ghouls for a laugh
So I cut through his robes with my rogues autograph
They're begging for mercy, they're pleading for peace
But this cult has got plans for a demon release
I don't need a speech, don't need no debate
My dagger is the judge and it seals your fate
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
Oh, they'll cry for decorum, they'll beg for a truce
But some assholes only learn when the blood's running loose
I'm no diplomat, I don't parley or bow
When the party's too soft, I'm the one they need now
Traps disarmed, shadows my jam
I'll filet your back and scram while I can
No time for your morals, no time for your pleas
This rogues got a blade and it does what it please
The Rangers all nature wants to hug every tree
Says, "We'll win with a squirrel or a goddamn bee"
But this drow's got a crossbow aimed right at our heads
So I sneak up behind now that drow's good as dead
They're scribbling their treaties
They're drafting their plans
But I'm done with the chatter
And shaking of hands
When the table's all talk, and the foes got no class
I'm the rogue with the balls like brass
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
Says, "We'll talk our way out of this fight"
Diplomacy's cute, but the orc's getting mean
So I slip in the shadows and wipe the slate clean
The bard's got his lute, singing peace like a fool
Thinks his charm's gonna make the hobgoblin drool
But when words fall flat and the room's gettin' tense
My dagger is the answer, he has no defense
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
The wizard's all pomp with the spells and his flare
Casting lights shows while I'm slinking with care
He says, "Calm down rogue, we'll persuade with finesse"
But this bandit chief's begging for stealing his chest
They tried rolling persuasion, rolled a nat one
Now the warlord's laughing thinks he's already won
I creep around the back, cloak as black as the night
One jab to the kidney, yeah, that feels right
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
The paladin's preachin', all honor and grace
Says, "A kind word can save any villainous face"
But this necromancers raising ghouls for a laugh
So I cut through his robes with my rogues autograph
They're begging for mercy, they're pleading for peace
But this cult has got plans for a demon release
I don't need a speech, don't need no debate
My dagger is the judge and it seals your fate
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
Oh, they'll cry for decorum, they'll beg for a truce
But some assholes only learn when the blood's running loose
I'm no diplomat, I don't parley or bow
When the party's too soft, I'm the one they need now
Traps disarmed, shadows my jam
I'll filet your back and scram while I can
No time for your morals, no time for your pleas
This rogues got a blade and it does what it please
The Rangers all nature wants to hug every tree
Says, "We'll win with a squirrel or a goddamn bee"
But this drow's got a crossbow aimed right at our heads
So I sneak up behind now that drow's good as dead
They're scribbling their treaties
They're drafting their plans
But I'm done with the chatter
And shaking of hands
When the table's all talk, and the foes got no class
I'm the rogue with the balls like brass
Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.79] Oh, the cleric's praying, hands clasped tight
[00:09.12] Says, "We'll talk our way out of this fight"
[00:12.54] Diplomacy's cute, but the orc's getting mean
[00:15.58] So I slip in the shadows and wipe the slate clean
[00:18.96] The bard's got his lute, singing peace like a fool
[00:21.93] Thinks his charm's gonna make the hobgoblin drool
[00:24.93] But when words fall flat and the room's gettin' tense
[00:28.48] My dagger is the answer, he has no defense
[00:34.15] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[00:37.55] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[00:40.67] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[00:44.12] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[00:54.01] The wizard's all pomp with the spells and his flare
[00:57.21] Casting lights shows while I'm slinking with care
[01:00.24] He says, "Calm down rogue, we'll persuade with finesse"
[01:03.56] But this bandit chief's begging for stealing his chest
[01:06.82] They tried rolling persuasion, rolled a nat one
[01:10.53] Now the warlord's laughing thinks he's already won
[01:13.33] I creep around the back, cloak as black as the night
[01:16.61] One jab to the kidney, yeah, that feels right
[01:22.17] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[01:25.52] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[01:28.63] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[01:32.13] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[01:42.18] The paladin's preachin', all honor and grace
[01:45.15] Says, "A kind word can save any villainous face"
[01:48.29] But this necromancers raising ghouls for a laugh
[01:51.44] So I cut through his robes with my rogues autograph
[01:54.99] They're begging for mercy, they're pleading for peace
[01:57.87] But this cult has got plans for a demon release
[02:00.98] I don't need a speech, don't need no debate
[02:04.58] My dagger is the judge and it seals your fate
[02:10.11] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[02:13.53] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[02:16.67] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[02:20.17] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[02:29.76] Oh, they'll cry for decorum, they'll beg for a truce
[02:32.91] But some assholes only learn when the blood's running loose
[02:36.25] I'm no diplomat, I don't parley or bow
[02:39.52] When the party's too soft, I'm the one they need now
[02:43.07] Traps disarmed, shadows my jam
[02:45.91] I'll filet your back and scram while I can
[02:49.15] No time for your morals, no time for your pleas
[02:52.58] This rogues got a blade and it does what it please
[03:00.53] The Rangers all nature wants to hug every tree
[03:03.59] Says, "We'll win with a squirrel or a goddamn bee"
[03:06.65] But this drow's got a crossbow aimed right at our heads
[03:09.86] So I sneak up behind now that drow's good as dead
[03:15.61] They're scribbling their treaties
[03:18.48] They're drafting their plans
[03:21.57] But I'm done with the chatter
[03:24.89] And shaking of hands
[03:28.01] When the table's all talk, and the foes got no class
[03:34.50] I'm the rogue with the balls like brass
[03:44.52] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[03:47.99] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[03:51.06] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[03:54.52] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[03:58.93]
[00:09.12] Says, "We'll talk our way out of this fight"
[00:12.54] Diplomacy's cute, but the orc's getting mean
[00:15.58] So I slip in the shadows and wipe the slate clean
[00:18.96] The bard's got his lute, singing peace like a fool
[00:21.93] Thinks his charm's gonna make the hobgoblin drool
[00:24.93] But when words fall flat and the room's gettin' tense
[00:28.48] My dagger is the answer, he has no defense
[00:34.15] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[00:37.55] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[00:40.67] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[00:44.12] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[00:54.01] The wizard's all pomp with the spells and his flare
[00:57.21] Casting lights shows while I'm slinking with care
[01:00.24] He says, "Calm down rogue, we'll persuade with finesse"
[01:03.56] But this bandit chief's begging for stealing his chest
[01:06.82] They tried rolling persuasion, rolled a nat one
[01:10.53] Now the warlord's laughing thinks he's already won
[01:13.33] I creep around the back, cloak as black as the night
[01:16.61] One jab to the kidney, yeah, that feels right
[01:22.17] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[01:25.52] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[01:28.63] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[01:32.13] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[01:42.18] The paladin's preachin', all honor and grace
[01:45.15] Says, "A kind word can save any villainous face"
[01:48.29] But this necromancers raising ghouls for a laugh
[01:51.44] So I cut through his robes with my rogues autograph
[01:54.99] They're begging for mercy, they're pleading for peace
[01:57.87] But this cult has got plans for a demon release
[02:00.98] I don't need a speech, don't need no debate
[02:04.58] My dagger is the judge and it seals your fate
[02:10.11] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[02:13.53] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[02:16.67] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[02:20.17] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[02:29.76] Oh, they'll cry for decorum, they'll beg for a truce
[02:32.91] But some assholes only learn when the blood's running loose
[02:36.25] I'm no diplomat, I don't parley or bow
[02:39.52] When the party's too soft, I'm the one they need now
[02:43.07] Traps disarmed, shadows my jam
[02:45.91] I'll filet your back and scram while I can
[02:49.15] No time for your morals, no time for your pleas
[02:52.58] This rogues got a blade and it does what it please
[03:00.53] The Rangers all nature wants to hug every tree
[03:03.59] Says, "We'll win with a squirrel or a goddamn bee"
[03:06.65] But this drow's got a crossbow aimed right at our heads
[03:09.86] So I sneak up behind now that drow's good as dead
[03:15.61] They're scribbling their treaties
[03:18.48] They're drafting their plans
[03:21.57] But I'm done with the chatter
[03:24.89] And shaking of hands
[03:28.01] When the table's all talk, and the foes got no class
[03:34.50] I'm the rogue with the balls like brass
[03:44.52] Sometimes you gotta backstab a motherfucker
[03:47.99] When the talking's done and the plan's gone asunder
[03:51.06] Sneak through the dark, let my blade do the talking
[03:54.52] One quick slice, now that jerk's done squawking
[03:58.93]