Glow in the Dark

Huh!
Huh!

Glow in the dark (Ooh)
If you don't be careful you'll be glowing in the dark (Yeah, ooh)

She was at the dentist's clinic
Treated for a simple root canal
When an x-ray machine malfunctioned and blew
The mouth of this poor poor girl
She was a hard working woman in her prime
The finest masseuse I ever met
Despite the pain she made it back in time
For my appointment and finished me without breaking a sweat (Huh!)

Glow in the dark (Ooh)
I'm turning green and now I'm glowing in the dark (Yeah, ooh)

Next night I come home from work
Wife tells me the neighbour gave a hand
He fixed the sink she says with a smirk
I smelled the rat and I knew he was all I had
I took his glowing woman just like him
I never ever thought that she would cheat
While walking in the dark I see fluorescent light
In every single bedroom window and I scream (Huh!)

Glow in the dark (Ooh)
Everybody is a-glowing in the dark (Yeah, ooh)

Huh!
Wah!

Now we all glow in the dark (Ooh)
Everybody is a-glowing in the dark (Yeah, ooh)
Now we all glow in the dark (Ooh)
Everybody is a-glowing in the dark (Yeah, ooh)

Huh!