Touch Me Where It Counts - Thirteen Near Death Experiences

How chronically platonic
Doctor-patient relationship
Is an immense source of tension
Seven individual physicals
Five urgent emergencies
What will it take to get your attention
Why don't you touch me where it counts
Shove your ounce of compassion
Into a hundred and forty pounds of satisfaction

It's no fictional condition
My presumptive consumption
Yet it strikes you as outrageous
You tell me you can't help me
You insist that you wont miss
But your incredulity is contagious
Why don't you touch me where it counts
Shove your ounce of compassion
Into a hundred and forty pounds of satisfaction

How impressively aggressive
Is your delusional conclusion
That I do nothing but malinger
Do you really not believe me
Or are your deceptively deceptive
Ive seen the wedding ring on your finger
Why don't you touch me where it counts
Shove your ounce of compassion
Into a hundred and forty pounds of satisfaction