On The Road

Hey, it's great to be here in Detroit. One of the greatest cities in
The world. For me to poop on! It's never better than when I'm in
Buffalo. The greatest town in the world. For me to poop on! Okay
Tonight we're here, it's exciting, we're here in Waltham
Massachusetts. Otherwise known as America's poop hole. Alright
It's great to be here in Austin, Texas. Also known as America's
Poop hole. Seriously, when I'm in Tucson, I always check out the
Pizza at Groovy's. Normally I have to eat grass when I want to puke
And whenever I'm in Chicago, I always go to Bobby Rubino's Place
For Ribs. Yes. Normally I eat grass when I want to puke. San
Francisco's great and how about that Golden Gate Bridge? Normally
I eat grass when I want to puke. Fuck you. It's great to be here in
Belgrade, Yugoslavia. Also known as America's poop hole. Wait. SUNY
Binghamton, yes. I'm sure getting a degree from SUNY Binghamton is
Very useful. Normally to get a degree with that kind of credibility
You'd have to study in Guatemala or Haiti. Hey, it's great to be
Here at Guatemala University. You kids are lucky. Normally to get
A degree with that kind of credibility, you'd have to study in
Guatemal-aaa... or... Haiti. Buffalo... I hate
My life... Why am I here? Martin Lawrence doesn't
Have to play in Guatemala. I hate it. I kid