Anything for Money

Heard a preacher man on the radio today
Well if you wanna go to heaven then he's the one that you gotta pay
Send all your cash straight down to his church
That's what he said and he guarantees Satan here will get the work
Send your check today he's gotta know the way
Anything for money, he'll do anything for money
Yes he will, anything for money
He'll do anything for money
Waiting for the all-night movies on my TV set
Some guy comes on, he's standing on his head
Says "No cash down but you can still drive one away
Well what will you do with all the greed you save?"
I know he's not insane, he's just making it plain
Anything for money, he'll do anything for money
You know he will, anything for money
Man what a jerk, anything for money
Everybody needs and everybody wants
Gimme the greed, it's what they need
I know a girl who lives in Baltimore
The chainsaw stops at her front door
Do you have it for twenty bucks to afford
The tracks are packed and you can't fit no more
You gotta pay it out and there is no doubt
She'll do anything for money, anything for money
Yes she will, anything for money
She don't feel good about it but it gets her that greed
Shiny shoes, nice cars, clean and cool
Walk of shame, walk with me, be a fool
Golf tables, soul in the park cars
Obligado, rollin' roll, string guitars
Just send me your check
Gimme gimme the greed
I'll do anything for twenty bucks man