This Old Man

This old man, he knows tricks
He beats on your balls with sticks
With a wick-wack paddle-waddle leave a boss alone
Go and beat on your own bone
This old man, he sucks dick
He'll get down there mighty quick
With a big fat scrotum full dribbling down his chin
This old man, he gives great rim
This old man's lots of fun
Races gerbils up his bun
With a wick-wack paddle-waddle bet a number two
Shits 'em out when the race is through
This old man, he's a bum
Hustles blowjob, swallows cum
With a wick-wack paddle-waddle down on his luck
Sucks balls too for an extra buck
This old man goes both ways
Some days straight, the other days gay
With a wick-wack paddle-waddle flips a coin to pick
Heads - eats pussy, tails - sucks dick
This old man, do not disturb
He's doing a bag lady on the curb
With a wick-wack paddle-waddle watch a wino screw
Cruise the dumpsters when they're through
Well, this old man, he don't care
His hands are in his underwear
With a wick-wack paddle-waddle wish it wasn't true
This old man will soon be you