Semicolon
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Ok everyone welcome to grammar class.
Today we're learning about semicolons.
Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh hell yeah
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherfucking Monster; Cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
We run these streets; stoplights
All eyes on me; spotlights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You acting all mach-ee-o; Ralph
But I'll eat all your cats; ALF
We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon
Semicolons, we rest our case
No, actually those are examples of colons.
You all get Fs
Wait, what?
Today we're learning about semicolons.
Ooo, ooo, ooo!
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh hell yeah
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
And I'm the motherfucking Monster; Cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
We run these streets; stoplights
All eyes on me; spotlights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You acting all mach-ee-o; Ralph
But I'll eat all your cats; ALF
We run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon
Semicolons, we rest our case
No, actually those are examples of colons.
You all get Fs
Wait, what?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.96] Ok everyone welcome to grammar class.
[00:03.75] Today we're learning about semicolons.
[00:05.46] Ooo, ooo, ooo!
[00:06.42] Yes, Lonely Island?
[00:07.39] We use semicolons everyday
[00:09.63] Can you give me an example?
[00:10.85] Oh hell yeah
[00:12.74] Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
[00:16.08] My whole team coming clean; shampoo
[00:19.34] These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
[00:22.32] And I'm the motherfucking Monster; Cookie
[00:25.44] When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
[00:28.60] Then go home and write about it; blogger
[00:32.18] Did I do that?; Urkel
[00:35.48] Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel
[00:38.62] I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
[00:42.13] Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
[00:45.32] If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
[00:48.61] A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
[00:51.89] We run these streets; stoplights
[00:55.21] All eyes on me; spotlights
[00:58.63] Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[01:04.57] I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
[01:08.35] Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
[01:11.52] But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
[01:14.82] Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
[01:17.99] My stomach's getting fat; food
[01:21.10] Leave trash inside my car; rude
[01:24.20] You acting all mach-ee-o; Ralph
[01:27.53] But I'll eat all your cats; ALF
[01:31.16] We run the game; umpire
[01:34.36] Always chase the night; young squire
[01:37.89] These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[01:43.72] It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
[01:47.18] Opposite of north, semicolon; south
[01:50.58] Right over your home, semicolon; attic
[01:53.86] Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
[01:57.13] We got the game on lock; toy chest
[02:00.63] You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
[02:03.74] You know we out of control; no brakes
[02:06.87] Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
[02:10.35] When it comes to punctuation
[02:13.39] You know we're number one
[02:15.98] And to the people of every nation
[02:19.43] Feel the power of the semicolon
[02:23.66] Semicolons, we rest our case
[02:26.70] No, actually those are examples of colons.
[02:28.98] You all get Fs
[02:29.98] Wait, what?
[02:30.81]
[00:03.75] Today we're learning about semicolons.
[00:05.46] Ooo, ooo, ooo!
[00:06.42] Yes, Lonely Island?
[00:07.39] We use semicolons everyday
[00:09.63] Can you give me an example?
[00:10.85] Oh hell yeah
[00:12.74] Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
[00:16.08] My whole team coming clean; shampoo
[00:19.34] These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi
[00:22.32] And I'm the motherfucking Monster; Cookie
[00:25.44] When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
[00:28.60] Then go home and write about it; blogger
[00:32.18] Did I do that?; Urkel
[00:35.48] Yo Angela, who's the boss?; Merkel
[00:38.62] I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
[00:42.13] Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
[00:45.32] If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
[00:48.61] A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
[00:51.89] We run these streets; stoplights
[00:55.21] All eyes on me; spotlights
[00:58.63] Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[01:04.57] I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
[01:08.35] Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretzky
[01:11.52] But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
[01:14.82] Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation
[01:17.99] My stomach's getting fat; food
[01:21.10] Leave trash inside my car; rude
[01:24.20] You acting all mach-ee-o; Ralph
[01:27.53] But I'll eat all your cats; ALF
[01:31.16] We run the game; umpire
[01:34.36] Always chase the night; young squire
[01:37.89] These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[01:43.72] It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
[01:47.18] Opposite of north, semicolon; south
[01:50.58] Right over your home, semicolon; attic
[01:53.86] Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
[01:57.13] We got the game on lock; toy chest
[02:00.63] You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
[02:03.74] You know we out of control; no brakes
[02:06.87] Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
[02:10.35] When it comes to punctuation
[02:13.39] You know we're number one
[02:15.98] And to the people of every nation
[02:19.43] Feel the power of the semicolon
[02:23.66] Semicolons, we rest our case
[02:26.70] No, actually those are examples of colons.
[02:28.98] You all get Fs
[02:29.98] Wait, what?
[02:30.81]