We Three Kings of Orient Are

Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
We two kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...

Tried to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
God rest ye merry gentlemen...
note: final verse, I'm told, is from Tom Paley.
@parody @kids
filename[ WE3KING2
play.exe WE3KING
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