You Mess Around & Get A Buzz

Down in Clarksdale at the Po' Monkey Club
They had cold beer and a claw foot tub
I sprinkled hot sauce on some pickled pig's feet
I started drinkin' and forgot to eat

You mess around and get a buzz
It could be trouble
You mess around and get a buzz
You're seein' double
You mess around and get a buzz
I know for sure
If you mess around and get a buzz
You'll want some more

My best friend Handsome Jimmy works at the bar
He's got some hydrocodone in his car
Tonight I'll surprise him in the parking lot
I'll pull out my .38 and take all he's got

You mess around and get a buzz
It could be trouble
You mess around and get a buzz
You're seein' double
You mess around and get a buzz
I know for sure
If you mess around and get a buzz
You'll want some more

Some toothless she-male with my burlap breath
Sold me some ecstasy and crystal meth
I spent three days tweakin' with that he-girl
We were flyin' on a supersonic tither well

You mess around and get a buzz
It could be trouble
You mess around and get a buzz
You're seein' double
You mess around and get a buzz
I know for sure
If you mess around and get a buzz
You'll want some more

I woke up this mornin' in the Lee County jail
My mama showed up and she paid my bail
She's such an enabler, I love her so much
I kissed her on the cheek and said "Let's keep in touch"

You mess around and get a buzz
It could be trouble
You mess around and get a buzz
You're seein' double
You mess around and get a buzz
I know for sure
If you mess around and get a buzz
You'll want some more
You mess around and get a buzz
It could be trouble
You mess around and get a buzz
You're seein' double
You mess around and get a buzz
I know for sure
If you mess around and get a buzz
You'll want some more