I Write Sins Not Tradgedies (Live from Astoria)
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Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of -
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And, yes, but what a shame
What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of -
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:11.09] Oh, well, imagine
[00:13.03] As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
[00:17.08] And I can't help but to hear
[00:18.01] No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
[00:22.06] "What a beautiful wedding
[00:25.05] What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
[00:28.06] And, yes, but what a shame
[00:30.02] What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore
[00:34.05] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:37.03] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:40.02] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:43.04] With a sense of poise and rationality
[00:45.00] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:49.00] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:51.01] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:54.02] With a sense of -
[00:56.03] Oh, well, in fact
[00:58.09] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:01.08] I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
[01:04.07] Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
[01:07.05] Oh, well, in fact
[01:10.00] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:12.03] I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
[01:14.04] Well, this calls for a toast
[01:16.06] So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[01:19.62]
[01:31.09] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:34.08] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:36.00] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:40.09] With a sense of poise and rationality
[01:42.06] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:45.04] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:48.09] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:51.09] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:01.40]
[02:04.03] Again
[02:13.00] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:16.06] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:19.09] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:22.07] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:24.09] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:27.04] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:30.00] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:33.01] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:46.09] Again
[02:49.01]
[00:13.03] As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
[00:17.08] And I can't help but to hear
[00:18.01] No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
[00:22.06] "What a beautiful wedding
[00:25.05] What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
[00:28.06] And, yes, but what a shame
[00:30.02] What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore
[00:34.05] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:37.03] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:40.02] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:43.04] With a sense of poise and rationality
[00:45.00] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[00:49.00] Closing a goddamn door?"
[00:51.01] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[00:54.02] With a sense of -
[00:56.03] Oh, well, in fact
[00:58.09] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:01.08] I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
[01:04.07] Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
[01:07.05] Oh, well, in fact
[01:10.00] Well, I'll look at it this way
[01:12.03] I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
[01:14.04] Well, this calls for a toast
[01:16.06] So pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[01:19.62]
[01:31.09] I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:34.08] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:36.00] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:40.09] With a sense of poise and rationality
[01:42.06] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[01:45.04] Closing a goddamn door?"
[01:48.09] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[01:51.09] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:01.40]
[02:04.03] Again
[02:13.00] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:16.06] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:19.09] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:22.07] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:24.09] I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
[02:27.04] Closing a goddamn door?"
[02:30.00] No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
[02:33.01] With a sense of poise and rationality
[02:46.09] Again
[02:49.01]