A Bad Wind

There's a bad wind blowing dirt through my town
So much it must be blowing off some giant pitcher's mound
Or maybe it's something else, yeah, I don't know
Sometimes it's hard to understand where hot things go
Bad wind
A bad wind
A bad wind
It's a bad, bad, bad, bad wind
There's a rotten breeze making my nose sneeze
It blew away my mittens and forgot how to say the word "please"
It gives me enough of a reason to go and catch an attitude
It makes it real easy to catch a disease
Bad wind
A bad wind
Oh, a bad, bad wind
A bad wind
A bad wind
It's a bad, bad, bad, bad wind
It's keeping my hat off of my head
And blowing me all around
And I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
Know know know know know know know know
Know know know know know know know know
I feel a drumming tramp is making my throat sore
Keeping me up all night listening to myself snore
Oh, it makes getting out of bed a giant chore
Well, I could go on but I don't want to be a bore
Bad wind
A bad wind
A bad, bad, bad wind
A bad wind
A bad wind
It's a bad, bad, bad, bad wind
It's keeping me tired all night
And blowing my hair off of my shoulders
My shoulders
It's all a drummer