One Semester Lesbian

[00:25.24] Freshman year. Everything's beautiful
[00:31.20] People are all really good, you know
[00:37.27] Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show
[00:43.36] Who are you? Do you even know?
[00:49.47] Suddenly, you're a vegan
[00:55.37] And everything is
[00:57.63] "Anarchy in the USA!"
[01:00.40] You're a one semester lesbian
[01:03.53] Being queer is so this year
[01:06.50] For a one semester lesbian
[01:09.52] But it ain't gonna last, I fear
[01:12.63] If a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
[01:15.94] Comes to get his kicks
[01:18.24] I predict, you will ditch and
[01:22.01] Make the switch
[01:38.06] Making out in the stalls at school
[01:44.08] Kissing girls on the lips was cool
[01:50.26] Friday night there's a party up at Flo's
[01:56.39] But you're going with a guy named Joe
[02:01.17] You were a one semester lesbian
[02:04.75] Loving gays was just a phase
[02:07.38] For the one semester lesbian
[02:10.24] Barely lasted eighty days
[02:13.32] "Til a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
[02:16.72] Came to get his kicks
[02:18.98] You got your fix and made the switch
[02:22.07] Back to dating pricks
[02:50.54] For my friend the tom boy
[02:53.96] Oh, this was a crime
[02:56.85] You took my friend for a ride
[03:02.74] You treated her like an experiment
[03:09.00] Did you know how much to her your meant?
[03:13.86] You were a one semester lesbian
[03:17.51] Being queer was so last year
[03:20.17] For a one semester lesbian
[03:23.33] And it just couldn't last I fear
[03:26.68] A one semester lesbian
[03:29.51] Being queer is so last year
[03:32.24] For this one semester lesbian
[03:35.32] And it just couldn't last, no it just couldn't last
[03:38.31] 'Till a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
[03:41.76] Came to get his kicks
[03:43.86] You got your fix and made the switch
[03:47.05] Back to dating pricks
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