Deadpool vs Peter Griffin. rap battle.

[00:01.22] Rap Battle
[00:04.95] Peter Griffin
[00:06.96] Vs
[00:08.49] Deadpool (Looking at it now)
[00:09.87] Okay: Deathstroke, The Mask, Bueller, The Postal Guy
[00:13.07] Harley Quinn, Bugs Bunny, and Yep!
[00:15.27] I read all of your suggestions and I saw none say
[00:18.47] Me vs. Fight as Jared from Subway?
[00:21.02] Oh! Whatever, uh, here's my first issue
[00:23.32] I barely give enough of fuck about you to diss you!
[00:25.96] Step on the beat with me, you'll surely die trying
[00:28.55] You've heard of drive-by's, I'll give you a drive- Brian!
[00:31.38] Zip it, your Time Travel episodes are mad dumb
[00:34.06] I thought pilots used to be a thing you ran from
[00:36.59] Every now and then, your writers come up with something
[00:38.73] To remind the audience of when you were sorta funny (Hahaha)
[00:41.79] Killing attention spans when next to some Surfers
[00:44.43] Damn, you fuck with children's heads worse than Herbert
[00:46.79] Search "Unfunny Moments" and here's what you get
[00:49.66] All of the seasons after MacFarlane left
[00:52.14] And Todd McFarlane is the better comic writer, ha!
[00:55.07] What? I needed a rhyme for- Augh!
[00:57.57] And you look like The Blob at his cubicle job
[00:59.75] But I think I'd rather just describe you in a song
[01:02.76] Every day, he's obese
[01:05.37] Downing those beers like a big Wolverine
[01:07.85] My face is one that my mother won't see
[01:10.57] And somehow, fatty, you're more ugly than me!
[01:12.92] Holy crap, Lois! Spider-Man's ugly
[01:15.39] The canuck would help more if he stayed away from me
[01:18.33] When it comes to powers, this schmuck's are the lamest
[01:20.55] Breaks through four walls, but stuck on four stages?
[01:23.44] Welcome to Quahog, I'm glad that you visited
[01:25.68] Cause sometimes I forget what an actual Griffin is
[01:28.74] Remember when superheroes weren't just here for laughs?
[01:31.03] Peter, what are you doing? Rap (What the fuck?)
[01:33.74] You went to Ajax to get your cancer erased
[01:36.20] Only to erase 99% of your face!
[01:38.89] Hehehe! Vanessa left ya', now you're in a rut
[01:41.58] Ring up Domino's, you pizza-looking fuck!
[01:44.52] Only in Origins, you ain't all that bad
[01:46.53] Love it, except for the cast, now you got Reynolds attached
[01:49.13] He plays you without the suit and the execs cut a check
[01:51.92] You ruined his films (I actually really liked them—) Shut up, Meg!
[01:55.09] We've had enough of Reddit's favorite super
[01:57.02] And his rapey humour, fuckin' Amy Tumor
[01:59.63] So, pay me loser, this shit was trash!
[02:02.37] Except this one verse where I kicked your ass
[02:05.15] Holy crap, Lois! I'm not Lois
[02:07.13] Somebody, stop me, I'm smoking the track!
[02:09.82] I'll Giggity Lois and make more Sons of the Masks
[02:12.58] I'll Jim Carrey your ass out of the door, you bitch!
[02:15.20] 'Cause I'm the best green guy he's played since The Grinch (Yeah)
[02:18.51] I heard you're the Merc with the Mouth!
[02:20.43] Fuck off! Ugh, Peter, you're a mess
[02:26.67] Did you just order a package from Amazon? (What?)
[02:29.16] Going Prime on this beat, hearing you three was torture
[02:32.29] I'll Giggity Lois and then make some more orders
[02:35.53] Alexa just told me some nice information (No, no, no, no, no, no! No!)
[02:38.89] I have a second verse!
[02:41.28] Ugh! Peter, you're a mess! Hey, it's me, Goku! (Fuck!)
[02:45.87] After this verse, I think I'll go do some training
[02:48.23] I'll Giggity Lois and then turn Super Saiyan (Man, shut up)
[02:50.84] Call Hancock an asshole, your neck will bend different
[02:53.25] I'll Giggity Lois and make a couple Fresh Princes
[02:56.18] I can't believe I was in the worst royale of all time
[02:58.75] Spongebob, John Kramer, Herobrine
[03:03.40] This reminds me of the time I was in a rap battle with Herobrine!
[03:07.98] Epic Rap Battles of Brilliance
[03:13.03] Peter Griffin
[03:15.87] Vs
[03:16.61] Herobrine
[03:18.47] Two, begin!
[03:19.99] Welcome to Minecraft, this world is iconic
[03:23.22] My name is Herobrine but I'm evil, ironic
[03:26.77] Did you forget who's the merk with the best flow?
[03:29.30] Armas de fuego a Pedro como un perro
[03:31.86] 22 seasons and you still trade blows with chickens?
[03:34.44] You're the worst The Simpsons since OJ Simpson
[03:37.45] In Fortnite, I shoot you first, 'cause you're so huge it hurts
[03:40.48] Then kill a verse like it's the fucking Marvel Universe
[03:43.08] Giving your wife shit and your daughter no love?
[03:45.55] X-Force, deploy from the chopper above
[03:48.58] Claws out, I'm in! Stop your violence!
[03:51.28] Or crawl and be silent like Hulk when I tried him
[03:54.68] I've seen the future, everybody in your life's done
[03:57.84] We may be X-Men but you're the Giant Sized one
[04:00.93] Peter, are you having trouble?
[04:02.18] Yes I am, Joe! Then give us something that rocks!
[04:05.27] (Turn it up!) You better look like Hugh, if you face Quagmire
[04:08.13] Or I'll Giggity Jean and crea- AGH!
[04:10.87] I bring fear to the bar and the crowd as well
[04:13.63] When I make Magneto even Brown himself
[04:16.57] I need Cable, only for when I watch Cops
[04:19.41] But I don't need legs to sing your Swan So- AGH!
[04:22.07] What's up, dog? Aughh!
[04:29.24] My friends are dead! Oh, they're fine, they're totally
[04:32.56] No, you're lying to me! (You're guilt-tripping me, trauma-dumping-)
[04:36.17] I don't like liars (Oh no, no-no, go back)
[04:38.52] I don't like liars! (Go back, go back, go back) Hrgh! (Oh, ohh, oh!)
[04:41.89] You've hurt me for the last time, now face the wrath of Peter Griffin
[04:45.33] About to end up more sick when my fucking verbal fever kicks in
[04:48.63] Have you even had sex, you virgin?
[04:50.38] Better be scared when I pen these words, bitch
[04:51.82] Everything you spat was less than worthless
[04:53.43] More than fucking X-Men Origins!
[04:55.14] Deadpool, you'll get wrecked, fool!
[04:56.64] I bend rules, you'll shit red stool
[04:58.30] Take out your guts and make a mess
[05:00.20] You'll be wondering if I'm from Med School
[05:01.60] I'm the Juggernaut, my raps are hot
[05:03.26] I break your balls cause Peter conquers
[05:04.96] This bitch is afraid, I'm spitting so great
[05:06.73] This win has my name like the Peter-Copter!
[05:08.35] Let's compare our Brians, my dog and X-Men's director
[05:11.64] White fur, blacklisted, canine, molester
[05:14.83] Now any time they ever see Hugh clawed up
[05:16.57] They just think of the teen's poor trauma
[05:18.28] Art overshadowed by Singer problems like R. Kelly the singer's opera
[05:22.14]
[05:34.00] What have you done?! You just shot Peter!
[05:37.64] But I'm Peter! No, this Peter! Which Peter?! No, I mean- Hey Peter!
[05:43.70] I've heard the commotion, I'm here to take you in
[05:47.18] But you've fallen for my trap and you can't escape, you bitch!
[05:51.66] Peter gets up in Wade's face, he's looking awful mad
[05:55.88] I'll blow us all up if I need to! Only for Wade to strike back
[06:00.67] There's more fun in store, if you open that door!
[06:04.84] I get close to the door, I open the door!
[06:08.64]
[06:16.80] Somebody, stop me, I'm smoking the track!
[06:19.73] I'll Giggity Lois and make more Sons of the Masks
[06:22.51] I'll Jim Carrey your ass out of the door, you bi- (Alright)
[06:25.73] Peter, you're a mess, but that geek was a snore
[06:28.54] I've seen better Masks at a seasonal store
[06:31.24] Why does nothing ever go my fucking way
[06:34.14] Oh, yeah? What if I don't wanna, huh?
[06:37.91] "Don't make me do this", what does that mean-
[06:39.66] I said, "Don't make me do this" AHH!
[06:41.18] Fuck religion, I don't have any faith!
[06:43.67] God can strike me down and take my cancer away
[06:46.50] You dare take me in vain? Oh, poor little Wade (Oh my, God)
[06:49.48] All you've awakened is true verbal pain, you have a choice now
[06:53.55] Repent to your sins or bleed and face an Epic Rapture of History
[06:57.99] Oh geez, Lord, I didn't mean those words
[07:00.24] I take back everything I said since the first verse
[07:03.13] Thank you for healing my tumorous cells
[07:05.63] And these burn marks from being the ruler of Hell
[07:08.68] Marvel's Archangel's come out to play
[07:11.18] I hang with Mephisto and spread rumors that he's gay
[07:14.15] So many souls, so many found charred
[07:16.76] I chill on my couch and watch some South Park
[07:19.15] Fuck, you're so evil that you're kinda like a villain
[07:22.14] And you're so evil, I bet you have sex with children and kill them
[07:24.70] And, and you're so evil that I bet you hate my literature
[07:27.67] (And you're—) And I'm so evil that I'll waste your finisher! (No!)
[07:30.61] You might be something in the MCU
[07:32.08] But between us, who's the worst MC— kill yourself
[07:35.93] Damnit, I told myself that I would never touch this
[07:38.28] But, just take out the "X-", and that's who you're in love with
[07:41.21] I'll stab Meg and Chris, keep Brian as my living tool
[07:44.15] Hang Marge from a tree and use Stewie for a ritual
[07:46.83] The chances of escaping my maze are miniature
[07:49.61] And I'm so holy that I'll waste your finisher (Noooo!)
[07:52.16] I heard Ryan Reynolds gave a bunch of women A.I.D.S
[07:54.86] So, Saint Peter won't let him go through the pearly gates
[07:57.56] MacFarlane going to heaven? That's not where he'll be
[08:00.11] He'll die in 9-11, and come straight to me
[08:03.57] Who won?
[08:04.83] Who's next?
[08:06.39] You decide!
[08:08.34] Epic Rap Battles of—!
[08:10.02] Hey, don't forget to watch Family Guy!
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