Horror Clowns Are Dickheads

Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too

Chainsaw-wielding evil freaks who chase you through the station
Or just some boring no-accounts with poor imagination

Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too

Mother Mary, meek and mild, got lost at Farmaggedon
Toe-to-toe with Pennywise she kicked his fuzzy head in

Singin’, Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too

Don’t go worrying and don’t be wary
They have never been remotely scary

Hardly M.R. James
Hardly Edgar Allan Poe
Get a decent mob together
They don’t wanna know

Oh, Horror Clowns are dickheads
You know it’s true
And if you’ve got a phobia of them
You’re a dickhead too
Yeah you’re a dickhead too
Yeah youuu’rrrre…