I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives

There's a little man in a little house
With a little pet dog, and a little pet mouse
I know where he lives, and I visit him
We have Sunday tea
Sausages and beans

I know where he lives
Ah
'Cause I know where Syd Barrett lives

He was very famous
Once upon a time
But no one knows, even if he's alive
But I know where he lives, and I visit him
In a little hut in Cambridge

I know where he lives
Ah
'Cause I know where Syd Barrett lives
Ah
And the trees and the flowers are so pretty, aren't they?

He was very famous
Once upon a time
Now no one cares
Even if he's alive (we do)
But I know where he lives, and I visit him
In a little hut by the edge of the wood

Oh, shut up!